Board Thread:Season 31 - Retribution/@comment-24207263-20160203001853/@comment-26376587-20160203055917

Alright listen up and listen good boy. Ass eating is an ancient art invented by the zoot suit warriors. now the best ass eater in today's age, blaine, doesn't measure up to the ass eaters of the 80's/90's era. see, all these new age ass eaters such as joe lack a killer instinct, all the intangibles, and the will to win. on the other hand, ass eating is more so something people who get saved by 15 different items and players do. like a famous rollercoaster once said, "Crash to the ground and feel the weight of the Skye Islands upon your ass as it is eaten to the end of time." I do not eat ass nor have i ever eaten ass, but i do advocate for it because it is a mark of evolution and pride in today's ass eating ways. as for who else eats ass, i say anyone who meets the following qualifications does:
 * Yannick: Do you eat ass? If so, who else eats ass?

- lost a jury vote at any point in the org history

- prefers fingers in their ass

- believes heather can be poured like a glass of milk and drank seductively by a real woman

- proponents of the child support conspiracy theory that i am once again reaffirming that it is not true and it was a false allegation made

now to further elaborate on this topic, i have prepared a list of readings for individuals who are curious about learning more about the subject of eating ass...

http://www.complex.com/life/guide-to-rimming/spread-it

http://thoughtcatalog.com/molly-mcaleer/2015/02/eating-ass-and-6-other-things-sexually-unadventurous-people-should-try-in-bed/

http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123

please fellow org mates, if you wish to be educated on the ways of the ass eating, read this articles and talk to some famous ass eaters as they will aid you on your quest to being the perfect salad tosser

in the name of the lord yeezus and his ten commandments of yeezy amen