Board Thread:Season 27 - Alsace-Lorraine/@comment-26043170-20150726222817/@comment-6884918-20150727003816

Dear Simon: You asked me to write a 5-paragraph essay on you, and why i love you so much. Since you only strictly asked for 5 paragraphs, I'll include this frist one as well. Not because I can't find enough words to say about you but because I'm a stuck-up bitch. Words cannot describe the feelings I get when I am around you, neither can pictures, films or hand gestures. But for the sake of this essay, let's just try and go with words.

Simon, I think you're an awesome dude. I'm not the best with words, so please bear with me, I'll try and not sound rude. When the game first started, everyone did the usual "go to someone and ask them how they are oh and btw also ask for an allience" type of thing, but you immediately showed your personality and showed that you wouldn't take any shit from anyone, and that's something I admire in you. Your to-the-point, no-shit attitude.

But besides that, you've also shown that you can be funny. In this tumbleweed of a season, we need the funny and the daring to go out and make us laugh, so that the silent can be silent again. As one of the silents, there is nothing better than an active to come and make the day, and you did that many and many times. My thanks for that. Never have I once thought of you as annoying or obnoxious, only funny. That's more than you can say about some folks.

I love the passion you had for this game. We didn't talk every day, timezones and shit, but I could always turn to you for a bit of game chat. But besides that you really did have a passion for this game, being the most emotional when voted out. It says something about you that you would do that. I, as a piece of Tupperware, can do nothing but respect that. I think everyone had a healthy amount of respect for you, and that's not an easy thing to get in something like an ORG about Survivor on the internet, where most people can't even drink legally.

Also your dick tastes amazing, just sayin'.

~Max

P.S. The others will come tomorrow