Board Thread:Season 26 - Java/@comment-26137519-20150511131916

So, I don't have any questions for you, because quite frankly I'm sick of hearing both of you talk in MANY ways and also don't want to hear any stupid or desperate attempts for my vote.

I could compare both of you to Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum from Alice in Wonderland. Why? Because both of you are boneheads that talk random, not understandable shit on a daily basis and you quite frankly make me want to throw up all over myself day by day. However, I also have two characters, one for each of you, that I can compare you to.

Chris, if I could compare you to anything, anyone, any fictional character or similar, I would most likely call you Russell Hantz. Sure, you are good at strategizing sometimes, you may be good at challenges, but you are also a complete whiny twat that cheats when they feel like they need to. You lost my respect when you asked Mikey to show you his vote after I flipped, because that doesn't respect the game's integrity and you most likely would've been a confused mess for the next rounds, had you not done that. But that's not the main reason why I compare you to Russell. You have treated every single juror, except for Dani, which in that case was the Shambo for you, like complete dog shit, didn't give a flying fuck how you talked to people and you were also unnecessarily rude to people that weren't rude to you and I am NOT just saying that because you voted me out so you can call me bitter, I am saying that because every single person on the jury thinks you are rude, hateful dickwad. Survivor is a social game and you obviously fucking suck at that, I would advise you to get a reality check as soon as possible.

Now Mikey, or should I say Edward. Ironically enough I could compare you to "Edward with the Scissorhands". Why? Because everyone on the jury thinks you are a despicable, ignorant, unlikable, pot-smoking twat and that is basically what overshadows your entire Mikey image. Just like the real Edward, that's what your scissorhands are. People are scared of you, people bash you and make fun of you behind your back, but no one really seems to try and actually get to know you, because the scissorhands, aka you being a despicable, ignorant, unlikable, pot-smoking twat, get in the way of people actually trying to understand where you're coming from. Maybe you have a reason why you are smoking pot?

But yeah, what I'm trying to say is, I don't believe someone that treated basically the entire Jury like shit and solely relied on winning immunity deserves to win over somebody who didn't win SHIT and only received ONE vote throughout the entire game. I believe social game beats physical game (sometimes) and that's how it should be perceived in a game like this. For that reason, congratulations Mikey, you have just earned my vote and despite me not being a religious person, I am praying that you get three more.

Thank you. 