I Aspire to Be the Village Idiot

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Challenges
Hero Challenge: Svalbard Jigsaw Contestants must complete a 48-piece jigsaw puzzle as fast as they can. The winner would be sent to the Floating Glacier and not participate in the first immunity challenge, while the loser would be forced to sit out for their tribe. Winner(s): Barentsz

Immunity Challenge: Sunny Contestants must navigate a little dude through the air above the cars with his trusty umbrella. The tribe with the highest cumulative score wins. Winner(s): Barentsz

Voting Confessionals
"bassøe"

- I have tried so hard since the game started to get you out. You're a threat tp me personally and you're useless to help me further myself in the game. It also happens to be that you sucked in the tribe challenge which gave me an extra reason to get you out. I hope people listened to me and tonight's vote is the way I planned.

"bassøe"

- Dude, I'm sorry for voting you, but you poked a lot of eyes the first days, when first impressions are most important. I am voting hoping the rest of the tribe votes the same as well.

"bassøe"

- My vote is for James tonight, from what it looks like it's either you or me, and hopefully I've enough people to trust to get past vote one. You did the worst in the challenge and was the most inactive, sorry buddy. Adios.

"bassøe"

- Brandon, even Elijah Blue ain't singing for you to stay tonight.

"bassøe"

- Sorry James, but somebody has to be the first boot. It’s nothing personal, just that Alietta and Ayhan rallied the troops against you, and majority rules.

"bassøe"

- I'm making my vote tonight based on what I believe is best for the tribe. There was no personal vendetta. I like everyone equally, but someone has to go. Sorry

Final Words
"bassøe"

- Wow... first voted out... expected this.. well it was fun.

Trivia

 * The episode title is from Tatianna's quote.

Links

 * Day 1
 * Cast Reveal
 * Hero Challenge
 * Hero Challenge Results
 * Day 2
 * Immunity Challenge #1
 * Immunity Challenge #1 Results
 * Day 3
 * Tribal Council #1: Bassøe
 * Tribal Council #1: Bassøe Results