Board Thread:Season 2 - Hawaii/@comment-4136655-20150225204317

Brace yourselves.

*sigh* Okay, where to start. I’d just like to say that I have literally no idea who to vote for yet and tbh I don’t really want to vote for any of you. Moving on I think I’ll just congratulate you guys. I can give credit where credit is due and you made it to the end which 18 other people couldn’t do so I can give you those props. I think I’ll now move to individual assessments and maybe a question or few to follow.

First off: Zion. You did pretty much nothing in this game. You rocked up with mediocre challenge results, voted like you were supposed to and then just disappeared again. I think I spoke to you twice this whole game. You literally did next to nothing. You floated through the competition and made nearly zero impact on this game. Your ‘Vote Zion’ thread is a perfect example; you show up for a little bit and then slink back into the shadows leaving people sceptical and dismissive of you. Since I have heard nothing about you or your gameplay from you I’d like to know: a) Why you did better than Alex and Gerda, b) How you impacted the flow of this game off of your own back and c) Why you shouldn’t win. Thanks for editing my Season Summary.

Next up: Gerda. You were pretty up and down this game, to say the least. You had some strong moments in challenges and socially but had no strategic presence whatsoever. You were dictated to by Alex and refused to do anything about it. I’d say you were the Lisa of this season only less influential. In addition to the poor strategic gameplay was your fragile emotional state. I know this game gets personal but it’s the game that makes it personal and we sign up to play knowing it’s personal. When you tell me day after day you’re crying because of something in the game it makes me wonder why you persisted in doing the things that made you cry when you could have so easily changed your fate in the game. It’s pretty disappointing seeing as though you had so much potential in this game. A question for you: Tell me as bluntly as you can why Zion and Alex do NOT deserve the interview with Dawson? You spoke about how you spend your life coming second so here’s your chance to decide your own fate – I want to see some aggressive gameplay from you.

Finally: Alex. Where do I start? You started off strong I guess, but then again so did everyone here. From then on you really just deteriorated. You say in your “Vote Alex” speech that you should win because you were friends with everyone and it’s all about being social. If this game should truly be decided by the most friendly or the most social, you have literally no chance in hell of winning this game. You were outright pathetic, arrogant and childish in your gameplay and don’t deserve a win at all. Firstly, I’d like to bring up the pre-merge section of this game. Summer, Brian and I decided we’d like to see whether you, the loyal Popoki, would be willing to make a hollow promise behind your tribemates’ backs. Guess what? You failed. You happily made alliances with all three of us, not to mention others. Is that being friendly? Lying to three people’s faces for no reason at all? Strike one. Second thing was your reactions to votes, particularly on Tribal Council 10-A. I had just received eight out of ten votes and you received one. I move to the Chatroom and what do I get? Caps lock shouting in my face about how I had no right to vote for you and that there are plenty of other viable options to vote for, don’t vote for me vote for Zion blah blah blah. By that stage in the game, you had received four. Compared to my 12; I was outraged. Just to put the icing on the cake: you said you didn’t want to “become the next Phillip Sheppard”. That is arrogance, self-righteousness and puerility like I’ve never seen it. Strike Two. Thirdly, your reaction to me winning immunity four times in a row was atrocious. At first you’re just complaining about how you can never win anything and how you nearly QUIT the game out of frustration and the next thing I know I’ve been accused of cheating. By YOU! I have heard from three reliable sources (not naming names) who explicitly told me that you honestly accused me of cheating. One of those sources is right here in the Final Three with you. That is the most childish, immature, blatantly unsportsmanlike act I’ve seen in a very long time. Strike Three. There is about a 12% chance of you getting my vote so answer these questions: 1- why make those alliances with people on the other tribes? 2 – Why did you get so furious about a single vote and why, of all people, did you shout at me about it? 3 – Why would you incessantly whinge about how you can never win when you were always guaranteed a spot in the F3 and why would you accuse me of cheating? 4 – Explain to me why Gerda and Zion don’t deserve to win this game.

A final few questions to all three of you: 1 – Do you think you could have beaten me if I was sitting next to you in the FTC? 2 – Who would you have voted out had I won Final Immunity? 3 – Who least deserves to be sitting in the Final Three?

Now’s your chance to own your game and decide your fate. I feel I’ve been comprehensive enough and wish you would all put in the effort to do the same. Thanks very much and good luck to you all.  