Board Thread:Season 29 - Azerbaijan/@comment-24553600-20151112215744/@comment-26725365-20151112221454

Clifford: Is this an easy vote tonight?

Nothing's easy, Jeff. I find putting my socks on in the morning to be very difficult.

What else do I find difficult?

Trying to eat a hamburger in the shower.

Trying to pet a zebra at the zoo.

Trying to eat a meatball off of someone else's plate.

Trying to take my bra off in traffic.

Trying to explain math to my family.

Trying to do a puzzle on the toilet.

Trying to put my hand in a sleeping person's mouth.

Trying to shave a pug.

Trying to shave a biker.

Trying to send pictures of my butt cheeks to Rupert.

Trying to paint my toes at a baseball game.

Trying to run, or walk, or move my legs.

Trying to maintain my nipple hair to a medium length.

Trying to steal Cinnabons from the mall.

Trying to play hide and seek with someone who doesn't know you're playing hide and seek.

Trying to read anything without pictures.

Trying to dance like no one's watching when I'm pretty sure elves live in my vents.

Trying to keep peace with the elves.

Trying to shower in a wedding dress.

Trying to lick the middle of my back (successful twice).

And, of course, trying to win Survivor.