Board Thread:Season 36 - Tikal/@comment-24603302-20161015215638

Well, Well, Well, This is an interesting Top Three isn’t it.

I will admit, I am kind of stuck between a rock and a hard place on this vote. I really do want to destroy each of you with my words but I’m having trouble thinking of what to say because most of your games were… inexistent so it’s hard to bash them.

So let’s go into this one person at a time.

First up Marie, I think you’re sweet, I never really had a problem with you but if I’m looking to give my vote tonight, you have left the smallest impression on me. When I went home and I called out the Final Three you had with Michael and Christine, I was fully prepared to give you my vote for the great UTR game you had played but that game just kind of completely fell apart at the final 6 and that’s when you became nothing more than a Final Tribal Council goat who had a little bit of power during the middle of the game. However, luckily for you, I’m not going to be voting entirely based on gameplay tonight but also based on entertainment value and if I’m honest, you lacked in that department too, but you still have time to change my perception of you. You can’t change the game you played but I want you to change your personality in my answer.

My Question/Task for you is: I really have seen you as a sweet little peach pie, now I want you to get dirty and messy. I want you to go through every single person in this cast and name the thing you liked the least about them, Really tear into them, also insult your final two companions and yourself. Be Fun.

Next up we have Joanna, I think you’re going to get a LOT of hate tonight because of the inactivity. I would also hate you for taking me out but really, I think it was definitely your best move so I can’t fault you for that whatsoever, that was a good move and I really did underestimate you but in the back of my mind, I always knew you had a great strategic brain. With all that said, if I am judging based on game only, you would probably get my vote but the entertainment factor really hurts you in my eyes.

I don’t really know what to ask you, because I genuinely think you played a really good UTR game but I’m not sure if it excites me enough. I guess I will ask you the same thing I asked Marie, I want you to trash everyone in this game. You claim to be a villain a lot in your speech (I personally think you were just an UTR manipulator, not necessarily villainous) but if you want me to feel your fantasy, I want you to be absolutely brutal.

Now we come to Linus, I have to admit at the very beginning of the game I thought you were an annoying cringy mess and I would complain about you in confessionals so pardon that, I did grow to like you as the game went on. HOWEVER, when it comes to gameplay……. you went off the rails from the moment Scott went home and to me it feels like you never actually recovered. You had the entertainment thing down though, that immunity run is always nice to see and I’m sure everyone in the VL is rooting for you to take this one. I also think this is your game to lose now according to what I’m seeing from the jury but I’m really not sold because even though I personally think you’re a great, nice guy, I really don’t like people getting to the end on the back of immunity wins and I’m confident that if you lost any of those 3 immunities, you would not be sitting here right now.

My question to you is: I want you to explain why you believe your game was better than everyone else in the game. The trick is, you are not allowed to use the words: Immunity, Challenge, Exile, Temple or Tucker because Tucker sucks and we don’t want to talk about him.

Anyways, that’s all I had to say, I think you all deserve to be sitting here but I do feel a little bit disappointed that the people sitting on the jury are sitting there and not in your shoes, I think a lot of them would feel better to me as winners but we really can’t have everything in life can we? ;)

Good luck and may the best woman win! (Eat shit Linus) 