Board Thread:Season 27 - Alsace-Lorraine/@comment-26043170-20150726222817

Well, well, well. I have waited quite a while for this moment. So im going to make this as sweet as possible. I want you all to know, that I read none of your Opening Speeches besides “Ctrl+F” my name and looking for what you said about me. I did not want to read any of your pathetic pleas of making yourself look like a smart gameplayer. This final 3 is composed of three things, one is a irrelevent sheep, a deceiving backstabber, and Navneet. I was honestly so fucking bored this WHOLE game and now is a time for me to have some fun!

I will be giving all three of you guys questions and tasks. Its simple. If you don't answer the questions how I ask them or you don't do the task how I want them done. You will simply lose my jury vote. Easy as that?

Also, if any of you disagree with me, in ANY of your responses you will lose my jury vote. This isnt a time for YOU to correct ME. As this is a time for the Jury to pick out your flaws in you game. Just smile, nod and look pretty.

Ill start with…. Jesper!

In a way i'm really absolutely disgusted how you played this game, I will definitely not call you out on the things that happened behind the scenes. Ill just say that your attempt to manipulate people was ill say “under-par.” Also, an anti american alliance. Really? Seriously? Thats just nasty. After everything with Kevin…. Thats nasty :) I'm not mad that you backstabbed me at all. Its obvious that you were just threatened by anybody who actually thought about playing the game. Out of everyone in this Final 3, you were the person who left mostly everyones back with a wound and thats going to be something that you will have to deal with.

Task 1: Write a 5 paragraph essay on why you love me so much. Go into detail. Make my day.

Task 2: Since you thought it was cute and stuff to flirt with everyone in the cast. I want you to roast. Every. Single. Person. In. The. Game. That includes hosts. I don't want “Sorry” or any bullshit like that. I want you to snatch a weave and leave everyone scalped. Make it funny, make it entertaining.

Task 3: Give me 10 reasons on why you SHOULD  win, and 10 reasons why you SHOULDN’T win.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Next up….. Max!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">At most times I totally forgot you were in the game. Thats absolutely not a good thing as I do not respect the floater strategy at ALL. I find it lazy. I find it boring. I find it predictable. I find it stupid. You were here to play a game not to jump ship and float to shore.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Task 1: Please give me a 5 paragraph essay on why you love me so much. Go into detail. Make my day.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Task 2: Compare all the jury members to US Presidents. Give 2 examples on why you put them together

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Task 3: I want you to provide me some sort of picture evidence of you actually wearing a life vest. Since obviously you never took it off the whole game. This can be photoshopped, you can draw it, actually put a life vest but I need something in picture form.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lastly…… Navneet

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(long silent pause)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Task 1: Give me a week by week analysis of what YOU did in the game. Moves YOU made, decisions YOU made. Every….. Single……. Week. Even weeks you had immunity. I want every week, of what YOU did

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Also obviously Task 2:  Please give me a 5 paragraph essay on why you love me so much. Go into detail. Make my day.

 

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Okay well, thats it. *cracks neck* I think im done here :)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">See yall in the reunion chat! <ac_metadata title="Simon&#039;s Jury Speech"> </ac_metadata>