Board Thread:Season 22 - Similan Islands/@comment-25044207-20150103120427

Congrats bitches,  FTC is a big accomplishment.

Also, if I've given you a task or ask you a question they all must be completed to earn my vote.

So first I'll address my favorite *eye roll* contestant: Tom



Let me start by saying that your jury speech repulsed me almost as much as your arrogant egotistical and purely vile personality. If you're sitting here wondering why myself, along with a sizable portion of the jury, dislike you I'll explain.



What really got me is how after every challenge you lost you threw a fit and accused the winner of cheating. http://youtu.be/SEY9rZjzVPk?t=2s

You might not think so, but you're definitely not the only capable human being in this competition so >

Moving on…

You said in your speech how Hugo and I broke your trust trying to vote you out. Ummmmmmmm, excuse me hon but who's the bitch who left his "allies" on New Payang to get slaughtered. Don't talk to me about fucking loyalty when you abandoned us and worked twice as hard to keep that goat Katie safe.

Now here's something I bet a lot of people have forgotten about so I'm gonna bring us back to Day 1 where we were picking tribes. I thought you were a smart person, but Day 0 proved to me how blunt you really are. Who in their right mind would pick Fiona, Carlos, and Nick (remember at the time Nick had no idea the game was happening). Out of the 18 possible people you picked THE THREE who didn't have Facebook and weren't in the SI group. You made a decision that could've possibly cost us the game ya dumb fuck.

Furthermore you said how being the 'elder' put a target on your back but let me clear this up: you never were our leader, and just cause your like 35 doesn't make you a threat. It just makes you old.

Despite not liking you I do recognize that you've done some great things in this game like winning almost every single immunity challenge (btw i told y'all he would win his way to the end, smh, stupid bitches) and you're use of the fake idol.

Soooooo…. with all that being said I have a few conditions for you to obtain my vote, (putting aside my hate you actually have a chance) if you don't complete all of them you can kiss my vote goodbye:

1.Take a picture of yourself in a dress. You'll probably be uncomfortable doing this because you've been very outward about your "masculinity," so I thought this would be perfect.

2. Make a video apology to Miguel for accusing him of cheating after he won touchy subjects

3. Respond to anything here that you think is wrong

4. Add a profile picture on your wikia account That grey square is pissing me the hell off (similarly to you. ha.) so change it

5. Don't try to be nice and suck up to me, I know what you are.

On to the next ho… Rick



I understand that your from *insert irrelevant European country here* but your grammar was ATROCIOUS and literally made me want to rip my eyes out of their sockets. http://www.rosettastone.com <for all your illiterate needs ^_^

You're game is about as weak as my great grandmother's legs and the only reason anybody would vote for your sorry ass is because they're bitter as fuck. So go back and join your people:

And incase you give me the same response as Hugo know that I'd rather be voted out as a threat than go to FTC as a goat.



Saving the best for last, we have Miguel

Out of all of the games I'd have to say I'm the most impressed with yours despite you being a (see gif below)



Your idol play on Katie worked effectively getting you into the F3 and also you were extremely social and duped several people into believing that you were on their side. My bagel bites just came out of the microwave so I'm in too good of a mood to hate on you more, buttttt I have some questions:                                                1. If we didn't try to blindside Tom how long would you have worked with us?

2. Why did you vote out Red over Rick?

3. Bake a cake I don't care how this happens but I want pictures of you making the cake and then the finished product. Surprise me.



This has been a crazy and fun game, too bad it has to end with one of you winning :/

PS: (sorry for grammar and shit but it's 4 AM) 