Board Thread:Season 22 - Similan Islands/@comment-5864747-20150103231512

Alrighty then. Since I achieved my goal of making the jury so I could have some sort of influence in this season, here I am, having to choose who I want to win; a stupid bitch who would lose a spelling bee to a neanderthal, a stuck-up, pretentious cunt who is apparently supposed to be a father to a child (I wonder how long until you have a restraining order put on you) and a two-faced bastard (nothing against being two-faced but you're also uninteresting and I couldn't have told your face from a dragon's anus.)

So yeah. I wonder how this is gonna do. After each section, I'll give you all something to convince me that you should win.

Tom:

Unless you're even dumber than Rick, you should know that you're the stuck-up, pretentious cunt. I don't even care that since Diego won immunity you "had to vote out me" because I was the person in the alliance you hated the most. You also pathetically tried to convince me that I was in danger to try to lure out something out of me. But I knew already knew that obviously, since Katie was still around, something was up anyways, and when you messaged me, I knew I was out of it. That was probably very good for you, because I was planning to wait one more TC before I joined Diego, took with me Red (who was in the same situation as me) and Rick (who I was pretty sure would go along) and vote you and Miguel out, before turning on Rick to get me, Red and Diego into the F3.

I don't even care that you're an arrogant, disgusting person who I still wonder to this day why anyone would think breeding with would be a good idea. If you didn't win a challenge, someone had to be cheating! I'm so good, anyone who bests me isn't playing by the rules!! Shut the fuck up.

and I don't even care about your utterly pathetic and predictable gameplay throughout the season. The only time I've ever been surprised at a TC is when Miguel played his idol on Katie. Miguel did something interesting, not you. So stop trying to imply that you're on the top of the world, because the only world you rule is your insignificant home you glass-eyed, backwards stickman.

What I care about is that you (as I've said before) is supposed to be a father for a newborn. And you're sitting here playing an online reality game for kids and young adults. You're supposed to be a mature adult, yet you spend your time beating kids in flash games and bitch out them on the internet. Drink bleach, you pathetic little man.

1. Don't try to kiss my ass for my vote.

Rick.

Oh, Rick, what an uninteresting idiot you are. It's funny, I would support the Westboro Baptist Church before you, and I'm gay as fuck. Your English is so horrible, R.L Stine could have written a Goosebumps book about it. Your gameplay is like Tom's, pathetic and predictable. The only reason you're even able to be distinguished between any of the pre-merge eliminated or Red/me is that you're in the F3 and you're probably the most annoying player of the season. I don't have anything else to say to you, except for one last plead for you to try to get into school again since you obviously dropped out, and try to go out of your mom's basement once in a while.

1. Don't try to kiss my ass for my vote.

'''Miguel. '''

I don't have much to say towards you. You're the smallest hoe so I'll give you that I guess, in comparison to Tom and Rick. You're still a fat cunt through, so don't get your hopes up, I haven't decided on you yet.

1. Don't kiss my ass for my vote.

Go on and make jokes that I have no chill, and that I am bitter. I'm not bitter at all actually. Do you wanna know a little secret? I didn't join this org because I like Survivor, or this whole wiki actually. I joined as a joke and when I was taken in as a substitute I decided to see how long I could last. I actually wanted to create as much drama and shit down as many people's necks as possible, but I forgot to send confessionals most of the time and do anything except stick my majority alliance. However, I'm happy I joined though, since I've met some cool people, like Diego, Alf, Hugo and some other people. Basically, the Ponderosa part of this season has for me been the best part. Everyone else can eat my shit.

Thank you, and good night.

 