Board Thread:Season 12 - All-Stars/@comment-4190137-20140202114950

Here, you must roast your jurors!

You will be rated on 3 things:


 * Hilarity - the humour your thread provides. 35 points.
 * Brutality - the meanness your thread provides. 30 points.
 * Creativity - the creativeness your thread provides. 35 points.

Hickman, Sharky, Jhet, Sole and Gerard.

You will be judged by judges on all the roasting under this thread between now and 11:59 UTC time on the 3rd of February.  