Board Thread:Season 17 - Sardinia/@comment-24792236-20140712091502

Here is my speech, woohoo! Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEoF4EVYyiA



Highlights Reel:

"I'm drinking alcohol in a teacup because fuck yeah, I'm a juror."

"Boo, you're a centaur: half-man and half horse's ass."

"Hazim, you latched onto Wes's coattails like a parasite. And remind me of a used-car salesman."

"Cali, you remind me of the Chinese Empress, Wu Zetian, who seduced and flirted with anybody and latched onto the coattails of a far greater man, rising to the top like oil. And like oil, you're a bit slimy."

"You remind me of dung wrapped in a silk stocking and are about as useful as a cock-flavoured lollypop".

"Question to all jurors: what is your favourite sexual position and how does it relate to your survival strategy? Compare and contrast. :D"

Also, I may have been a little bit tipsy during this video. Still am. Woohoo, rum and whisky. 8D

 