I Don't Make Good Game Moves

 is the sixth episode of.

Challenges
Immunity Challenge: Defend the Ship: Each tribe had their own thread. Tribes would make posts in the opposing tribe's thread to launch attacks, and try to complete those attacks before the defending tribe noticed. The tribe that made the most valid attacks won the challenge.

Winners: Barbarossa.

Voting Confessionals
"cheng"

- yeah this is a bitch. fuck yousef. karsten doesn't deserve this any more than willow does. su and yousef have twisted my arm into votes for way too long and i'm sick of this shit.

"cheng"

- Sorry, I just can't have allies who secretly dislike me, rip

"cheng"

- Second time's the charm, right? Hopefully I pulled some strings, and if I didn't, at least I tried.

"cheng"

- This is basically a trust fall. I haven’t been able to be active this round so basically relying on whatever I’ve built so far in terms of ally and relationships

"cheng"

- Anita, I'm sorry to do this tonight but it's the right move I think. You're just very unpredictable; you are loyal to me now, but just a couple votes ago you loved Yousef and wanted to work with Jake, and now you hate both of them. Im worried you will flip if I disagree with you, and you want to take a path in this game that I don't want to. You're gonna realize you are not my closest ally sooner than later and I need to take you out before you can turn on me. I love you as a person and you are fun to talk to, you just went crazy in this game and I can't chance someone so unpredictable messing up my plans at the merge. Ily ❤

"cheng"

- Outside of the game, you're great. Game wise? You always disagreed and couldn't come to a compromise. You had no power in the Willow tribal council, and it really didn't matter if we voted together or not that round because Squirrel Squad were in control, so like, you using that as a tool to get what you wanted was really annoying. I understand you're a human being and have emotions, but in the Liam round, you literally met Karsten for like, 24 hours, and now he's willing to have you leave, even though you were like "I just can't do it. I'll feel horrible." I don't think this game is necessarily for you if you're going to feel bad after voting anyone off, but it seems like you hate Jake and I, so maybe Survivor is best fit for you if you're playing with a bunch of mes running around huh! But yeah, I voted out Liam who I was friends with before the game started, and bonded with him in-game, but you still didn't care for that and only voted out Karsten here because Su wouldn't budge and you had to flip. You can't compromise. You can vote with us because we're the majority though. But you talked so much shit about me I can't take the risk of keeping you, and while I did heavily consider keeping you because Karsten is an unknown going into the merge, we already made our move and I don't know if we can go back on it with Jake. Personally though, you're like, great, and I think we'd bond if the game of Survivor wasn't here because we are both really young and still in high school. The parchment is true personally.... game wise? I just really don't want you to call me out as you leave. If you do go OFF legend! Have fun at hybrid school and tell Alice she's a puppet queen ❤ I hope you have a good life gal!! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/508107652975558695/538985217780744192/bye.gif

Final Words
"cheng"

- umm so fuck all these people except Karsten. they're all about as sharp as the cannonballs they failed to shoot at barbarossa's ship, and i wish them all the worst. i have a feeling i'm gonna get my wish. i'm excited to see them all fail spectacularly.

Trivia

 * The episode was named after Anita's quote.