Board Thread:Season 7 - Revival/@comment-4827682-20130818035421

Well hello Final three. No, I’m not going to congratulate you because none of you played a good game. I also wasn’t expecting any of you in the finals, but don’t take it as a compliment because it means we have one of the worst final three’s ever. I hope you’re proud of yourselves :)

Max. I’m not sure how to interpret your game because I didn’t see you playing one. Still, you managed not to piss off anybody and that’s pretty impressive for a final three contestant, and really likeable. You said in your jury speech that you were very loyal to others such as Will, Chris and Gerard. Well overly-loyal people annoy me, especially the sheep kind. I said in the beginning of the game that I would turn any sheep into wool coats, so now I’m in need of a razor. Thanks a lot. My question to you is why didn’t you make any moves outside or against your alliance? Please correct me if I’m wrong and you did make moves against your allies.

Gerard. If your strategical brain was made out of chocolate, it would fit inside an M and M. Your speech is a basically a boring description of the plot of this season. Every little “big” move you made would have collapsed miserably if not being constantly backed by your annoying little allies. You can take credit for very little of what you said. You posted in Wojteks jury speech that I was a mix of a good and bad player. Obviously now you think of me as a bad one. But I want a REAL answer. Up until my jury speech, was I a good or a bad competitor? There’s no in between option.

Lloyd. Your jury speech boasts nothing but your ability to win challenges. Well guess what? Nobody cares :) Now shut it because you had zero strategy, zero aggressiveness, and a maybe even a zero chance of winning. If you actually DID play a level-10 aggressive game like you said, then why weren’t you able to convince the others to vote out someone else in the case where you lost immunity? Also, you have one of the fakest personalities of anyone on this wiki. It was irritating and transparent. All of your cutesy little smiley faces you used when we were chatting made me want to puke. Why didn’t you accept my offer to eliminate Chris on Devolvi? Let me try and refresh your memory. You ended up in the minority at the merge, REMEMBER? And Chris was part of the opposing alliance, REMEMBER? Did little Woj Woj convince you that I was a bigger threat than someone who had numerous allies on other tribes at the merge? Because honestly, that was a horrendously stupid mistake you made.

I have one last question for the three of you. In your opinion, what was the worst move that you made?

Don’t lie in response to my questions, I will know and you will lose my jury vote. Suck it up, and take the insults, because this is the kindest I could  be. After I was voted out, I didn’t say anything bad about you three. I know that this game turns people from bad to good and sometimes vice versa. I don’t like how any of you played the game, that’s obvious. But now I have the negativity out of my system. The game’s over and I don’t have any grudges held against any of you. May the best contestant win.  