Kalabang

Kalabang, also known as Mitchell, is a contestant on Survivor: Polynesia.

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Name (Age): Mitchell (16)

Tribe Designation: Rapa Nui

Current Residence: United States of America

Personal Claim Of Fame: Leaving behind a high school reputation that includes getting my head stuck in a door, getting into hilarious arguments, and wearing a dress for a video presentation that I still feel was unnecessary.

Inspiration In Life: I am my own inspiration. Nobody else is as awesome as I am.

Hobbies: Collecting Pokemon cards, getting my head stuck in doors, getting into Facebook fights.

Pet Peeves: Basically everyone I've ever met in my life, people who sing during school, Phillip Sheppard, current Disney Channel shows, inflation, running, far away, uphill, sweating, being damp, people who can't spell or use grammar, Google sites, overrated castaways, people who think their wrong opinions are right, idiots, Malcolm Freberg getting voted out, kids who sit at the cool kids lunch table, people who don't wear pink on Wednesdays, the fact that Jonathan Penner has never won, people who aren't all in this together, wrecking balls, overenthusiastic Christians, people on the internet who take memes way too seriously, the inability to jump in The Legend of Zelda games, misplacing things, being proven wrong, annoying human beings, people who suck at life, and girls who talk so much shit that they shit words.

3 Words To Describe You: Sarcastic, loyal, Penner-esque.

If you could have 3 things on an island what would they be and why?: 1. Piper's cornucopia, because food is perfection; 2. my sweatshirt because I need to look comfortable while staying warm - both functional and fashionable; and 3. the pants James Clement was voted out with in China, because two Idols seem like an obviously desirable pair of pocket merchandise.

Survivor Contestant you are Most Like: Think Eliza Orlins meets Randy Bailey.

Reason for being on Survivor: I want to play the game so bad. Survivor and the ORG as an extension are games I love and respect, and playing them is just indescribable fun.

Why do you think you will be Sole Survivor: I'm a useful ally and someone that can be a great asset. I played before in a side ORG and did well but that shouldn't be held against me; that was a different game and whatever I did then was part of that game. I'm loyal and honest to those that I can count on, and able to take down those that will stand in my way. I'm adaptable to the game and while in the end there can only be one winner, it's important to count on people to help not just you but other people stand a shot at winning this game. If you trust me I'm willing to trust you, and in this game, the only thing that you can really count on is trust.

Post Survivor

 * Mitchell competed in DrPanda's first season, Survivor: Kiribati (hosted by Panda and Max). He placed 2nd out of 18 contestants. He also won the Player of the Season award for that season. He later competed on the fifth season, Survivor: All-Stars (hosted by Ash, Crtha, Tyler, Cowboy, and Trace). He placed 9th out of 24 contestants.

Trivia

 * Mitchell turned 17 on Day 14 of Polynesia.