Board Thread:Season 12 - All-Stars/@comment-5027464-20140216043406/@comment-4062486-20140217092609

It is finally time for me to roast Lloyd!

If I had to summarize Lloyd up with one meme, it would be this one:

Lloyd, you are like Joffrey in more ways than one. A complete mama’s boy who has gotten far in the game thanks to her mum. You really are match for him since you say „I am a winner“ to explain yourself and your game. But as Tywin very cleverly said: „A man who must say „I am the king!“ is no true king“, and it applies in your case as well.

In your case, you are neither a king nor a true winner.

I really can’t believe you’ve won a season when you really don’t know how to respect a member of the jury. Sure, openly admitting you’d like to punch their face sure is a great way to get votes, ain’t it! Real smart move!

Honestly, if votes were the clothes you wear you’d end up naked in this Tribal Council.

You are for sure one of the most boring players I have played with in like.. EVER. I guess it makes sense cause your name in Welsh means „gray“, and well, we all know that gray is a color associated with boredom. Boredom and hopelesssness, really. How did you win again?

In addition to being boring, you also turned out to be one of the most foolish players I have ever seen. You think that me begging to you was some sort of a big move for you when it really was my own decision to go under the fire for Andrei. And you know what? In the end I still managed to make you do what I wanted! Great move really. Great move. Doing what someone else wanted yet again. Yep! You did exactly what I wanted you to do!

Also, you really should admit to the jury that the ONLY and I repeat ONLY reason why you voted Andrei was because Ben did it. Yep, now we can all see how much of your move it was.. Pathetic.

You have proven yet again that you are the biggest underdog in this season. You were the most inactive player in a season of really active players. Eventually you still popped up though!

Under another dog! And that’s where you remained for the rest of the season while the rest of us went through wind and rain. But hey, I bet it was real warm and soft under the belly of another dog, with the genitals being there and all. And being the caretaker of the genitals is what really makes you a brilliant underdog so congrats! It’s an accomplishment!

You really were the damsel in distress this season. You know, I came into this season, knowing that I was going to play with the „great“ Lloyd who won Revival! But instead of a that challenge dominator and greaaat strategist I found that you were really a bug – so easily crushable. Yes, I could have taken you out of the game a million times but I didn’t since taking a mere bug to the Final Tribal Council always works. A bug is always a good opponent to beat.

To be honest, I don’t think you were man enough for this season. You were more like a female this time, overly emotional and taking the game too seriously. I mean, when Kevin asked for questions for the video, you were like: Why did you vote me out?!?!?! Seriously, get over Paranoia Island. Such a sore loser, honestly. Whenever you were in danger in the game, you started to shriek like a pig and I was the one who had to be man enough to save you! And not just once I might add. I am actually the reason you are still here today and yelling things to my face. Yep, I begged but at least I did what I had to to save my own ass in this game. You never even approached Andrei and Taylor when Uli told you they wanted you out!

If you were really a woman, I think you’d be like the silly Karen Smith from Mean Girls.



Although you don’t even have breasts and you aren’t pretty so I guess you would place even under her! At least her breasts can tell when it’s raining! You can’t even do that. So what are you really useful for, Lloyd? Nothing. I can’t honestly believe that you were shocked when I said Andrei was better looking than you..

You hid in the forest for more than 30 days and you say that because of that you outlasted 21 people, and also outwitted and outplayed? Think again.

It’s as if you didn’t have a brain before merge. You were wondering around like a headless duck, a blind mouse and we were the ones who had to give you directions. But then suddenly in merge you developed a brain! I think you should change your jury speech to this:

„Hello, my name is Lloyd. I came into this game with like a spineless goose. But in the merge I suddenly developed a brain!! It’s a miracle! Vote meee!“

But well, it seems that in this tribal you will be left outside in the cold, sitting in a pile of shit. But that’s what you really deserve for your shitty behaviour!

From a lamb to a pig sure is an evolution. Hey, at least you are more independent now. At least whatever I did in the game, I never was a goat.

And I never said I was going to quit All Stars. I would never do that. I felt that I needed a breather after the season, but you of course got hopeful and wanted me to leave the game.

Guess what? Even if I did, you’d still remain as naked as you are right now, with your manhood for all the world to see. No matter how hard you’ll try, you will still be nothing more than a shrieking pig, sitting on a pile of shit for your shitty behaviour.

You really are the weakest player this game could have had.