Testosterone Can't Handle Being Beaten/Confessionals

Night 3
"bassøe"

- Tribal went PERFECT! James was blindsided, Johnny was blindsided, Brandon was saved. Everything is going the way I want.

"bassøe"

- Thank GODDDDDDDD. JESUS CHRISTTTT THANK YOUUUUUU. That tribal-council was wonderful. Absolutely splendid. James, 6-2 vote. Just what the doctor ordered, baby - or, in this case, the night prowler. To still be in the game feels like heaven. In this scary game of flipping and backstabbing and tomfoolery shenanigans, just knowing that your alliance shall remain loyal to you is beautiful. It's the most rejoicing and comforting feeling, and you'll never know it until you compete in this sexylicious game. (APPLY AT: survivor-org.wikia.com) James being sent home - not a loss whatsoever. He's a good kid, but not such a good kid in the challenges if ya get me. Definitely happy to say bonjour to sunshine and challenge wins and unicorns shitting out rainbows and au revoir to our buddy James.. John-Bones has been scrambling like- well, like... Like nothing that has every scrambled before. You can just tell how scared and surprised the poor guy is in his messages. He really has no clue that I don't want an alliance with him anymore, does he? Either that, or he's just piecing together the pieces and realising: 'crap, I have nobody left in this game' other than the people he knows from the other tribe. I still like the guy; but he's currently on the night-prowler's hit-list in this game, and he will unfortunately be wiped-out by the fury which I'll shit, just like James was. Don't worry though, John-Bones; happens to the best of us.

"bassøe"

- I'm starting to prepare in case we go to the next tribal. It would make sense for me to get rid of Johnny the most. He's the only one I'm not in an official alliance with and if I blindside Marco/Ayhan, they could to the other side if we have a tribe switch or at the merge. I think blindsiding an ally of mine this early would be too risky and it could cause my game to crumble.

"bassøe"

- Johnny trying to catch-up with this game is hilarious. Scrambling to stay alive.

Day 4
"bassøe"

- Thinking back on James' boot, I'm glad. He didn't put any work into this game except for being a toxic-smelling dump that just needed to be gotten rid of. And thank God, he's gone. I can finally smell the camp and just be like: 'ahh, fresh air'. Feels like the BAWM, brothers and sisters -- never know it 'til you see it, which you just did. James' elimination was a proper cleaning session, and it took a lot of hardwork. To all you workaholics out there, you should apply now, because it takes a lot of work to get some moves off and tighten the ol' archer's string with your allies. It's a fun game and it has the night prowler's infamous thumbs-up for sure.

"bassøe"

- Talking about allies, I think that I have a precise, accurate, spot-on social-game at the minute. Everyone -- especially the girls -- seems to like and (I think?) also trust me at this point. I have a final 2 alliance with THREE different players, which is keeping my options open -- nice play Aren, I commend you, man. The only worry is is that someone (namely Alietta) will find out about my deals with the man Ayhan and John-Bones and will fuck me up. Alietta's actually kinda scary... I don't wanna meet her in a dark ally, that's for sure. Anyways, I have a great relationship with both of the ladies in my alliance. The only person who's rope I still really need to connect to my bungy-jumping suit is Brandon's. Our relationship is one that hasn't been reinforced enough yet, which is awful for my game, considering it's ALL. ABOUT. RELATIONSHIPS. I must remember from now on to PM everyone at any possible opportunity I can. It's the most clear way to win Jury votes -- and therefor, the most clear way to that gorgeous, inanimate prize.

"barentsz"

- The immunity challenge went pretty well, I was the top performer on my tribe, which felt really good. Eva’s performance at the challenge was pitiful and there is no way she was actually that bad because she was “sick”. I think it was more of a strategic move on her part to appear weak but I can’t say for sure. That’s why this game is so crazy, you never know if people are telling the truth or not, for now I will give Eva the benefit of the doubt because she is in my alliance and you have to trust people to make it far in this game. I wasn’t really too shocked by the other tribes vote off, James did the worst at the challenge and it made himself an easy vote. Wouter also offered up a ton of information to the Barentz 5 regarding the glacier island. I think by doing so he definitely strengthened our alliance as a whole, and it made me trust him a little bit more. But I still can’t place my finger on what it is, but something about Wouter is extremely shifty to me, I mean is he really even Belgian? I don’t know.

"bassøe"

- Alietta, my homegirl, I just gotta say, you're making a mistake by wanting to be the sole person to compete in that reward challenge if it's a hero duel. I'm not giving her any help, though. If she wants to be the raging-bull that's seen as a huge threat -- then go ahead! It's her choice. I'll allow her to be the charging-bull. I can be the bull's-eye, the secondary guy, you guys get me? Lets face it, there's no way that anyone other than myself and possibly Tatianna are going to allow Alietta to drift towards the end. Too threatening. I personally believe that I could defeat her, since I'm good with words and I think I'd be able to make a strong case to the jurors to give me the money. Alietta is a rough, kind of alpha girl. She seems sweet, but she's actually kind of like Ami Cusack from Vanuatu and Micronesia. Brilliant in the challenges, and she's dominant and smart strategically. The best thing is that I'm ALIGNED with this beast. I'm riding the bull, baby -- riding the bull and telling her which direction to head in, but who will everyone else target out of the two of us? The raging bull, since she's the threat. This game is MINE, amigos. I'm going to hold on to it and NOT let go. No WAY.

"bassøe"

- If there is another one v one reward challenge, I want to go. I have a feeling an idol could be on the Glacier. I need that idol, not for ANY of my alliances. For ME.

"bassøe"

- Alietta... That girl, I swear... She has a strange 'aura' about her. It's scary. You can feel how strong this girl is. The amount of strength and determination that comes off of talking to her, it's insane... She has more raw-passion for this game than anyone here, even me. I'm starting to reconsider taking this girl to the end - wow. She's far too much of a threat to win. She's gotta be out top 6 or top 5, definitely. Possibly even earlier if I'm gifted the opportunity by the graceful hands of the Survivor gods. I was just talking to John-Bones, and he said that he has 'smoothed things over' with Ayhan, Alietta and Brandon. This worries me, considering that I think the latter 2 would've mentioned it in our alliance chat if he had. He may be lying, but I doubt it. Definitely planning on talking to Ali about this. What mainly concerns is the fact that even though I know this won't result in my boot -- it might result in my overall loss in the game. You gotta think ahead in this game and I'm thinking to the end, baby and if Ali doesn't trust me enough to tell me that John-Bones is messaging her, then I have some 'smoothing over' to do myself. Time to paint over the patches. If you want a war, John-Bones - then a war is what you shall get, boy. I want you out of this game and I will have you out of this game.

"bassøe"

- No... Lets take a step back here. I have a final 2 alliance with John-Bones. Do I really want him to go? You always gotta keep your options open in this game. I mean, I can't really just resist if my alliance says 'it's Johnny', but at the same time it'd probably be in my best interest to keep him for a little bit -- just as a possible long-term ally. I have three final-two alliances here: John-Bones, Ayhan and Alietta. Lets face it -- the Ayhan final 2 deal was a complete impulsive deal. There 'aint no bond between us, there 'aint no trust either... But that could still change. But for now, I'd like to keep the final 2 deals to a limit, so sorry my man Ayhan, but I don't think I really want this alliance to continue. Although, at the same time, I'm kind of stuck in a corner because I do NOT want anyone to find about our little blood-deal, so I have to please this Ayhan dude who I don't even really like, and make him convinced that I want him in the final 2 so that he won't tell on me. I want - no, NEED - him to have the desire to keep me in this game or it might be lights-out. Me and Marco have a sweet little bond, but he might be voted-out soon, unfortunately. I kinda hope that he hangs around, since he's no threat to me personally at all.

"bassøe"

- Omg when Brandon asked his question at reward, I screamed and nearly pissed myself. It was hysterical, but shit happens you don't take the time to read lolololol.

"bassøe"

- So... It's in the middle of the challenge, and me and Alietta are doing some strategising. Lets just say... She's proven herself to be a pretty intellectual individual. We were talking about how I had 2/2 of the items that the other team had guessed incorrectly, which meant that I could theoretically confirm 2 points for my tribe. She then came up with this brilliant strategy, and I was just like: 'dang -- what a way to think outside of the box, Alietta'. I obviously didn't say this to her, but this is just even further confirming that Alietta is a gigantic threat in about several different ways. She can not make the end. No way. This woman is superhuman at the challenges and the game -- but she has ONE flaw. She NEEDS to play down her strengths and NEEDS to play up her 'oh, I'm a newbie to the game' schtick. She's lucky that we have a final 2 deal, or else I'd try to slit her neck asap. I'm kinda just kissing up to her and making playful remarks, but I'm really thinking: 'wow.' Also, she told the truth and confirmed that John-Bones messaged her. Phew. I didn't want to seem possessive, so I didn't want to ask her what they were talking about, but she seems to still want to send his ass packing so that's definitely a good sign. Especially with Alietta, who's pretty upfront with her opinions usually. Anyways, we were talking about Exile Iceberg, and having to persuade the other tribe to exile Alietta if we win. We then brought up the fact that if Alietta is exiled, she might not compete in the immunity challenge and she's proven herself to be good at challenges, so we need her. I said: 'look, perhaps we should send Tatianna out there since she got the lowest score in the immunity'. But of course, Ali being the one that HAS to find the idol, declined. She said that she doesn't trust Tatianna to tell us if she found the idol and she raises a good point, but... Why does she have to be the one to find the idol? Why can't I find it? Alietta is getting really cocky, and I think that will be what kills her in this game. I'm just fattening her up with compliments - fatten, fatten, fatten - waiting until I can eat her up. Delicious. She's really screwed this one up by being so confident. If I don't take her out, then I know that someone else will. Every time I compliment her, she never thanks me for it. Just dismisses it and/or agrees with my compliment. That doesn't get you anywhere in this game, miss. Will just burn your fire out quicker than you can say, 'fuck you Aren'. But don't worry, you're only on my hitlist for being a threat, no other reason. None whatsoever.

"bassøe"

- I was making casual conversation with Alietta and somehow, someway, it turns into a discussion about the next vote. She’s already thinking and planning ahead for a possible tribe switch; which is very likely; and wants to get rid of Johnny to protect our alliance members because she thinks he would flip to Barentsz in an instant to avenge James. I mean, yes, it’s good to plan ahead, but I was trying to socialize with her and yet all she wants to talk about is the game. That shows me where her head’s at, she’s playing this game 24/7. Still, I love playing with actual players – people who know how to play, and it’s so invigorating to see everyone on the tribe so invested in the game. Too often I’ve ended up playing with goats, cheaters and incredibly self-unaware people. But these people are strategists. This isn’t some side ORG, these are the big leagues.

"bassøe"

- I can tell that Johnny is feeling left out after the James vote and he’s worried for his place in the game. So he comes up and messages me five times a day asking me how I am so I can repeatedly tell him that I’m doing alright. I’m not sure if he thinks that’s going to work, because that’s some Sims logic right there. Aren – the youngest and most enthusiastic one of us all – came up to me the other day to ‘give me advice’ on how to play the game. That was before we voted out James and he was trying to convince me to vote James, like, trying to persuade me to do it and giving me reasons why he should be the first boot. It’s kind of sad, cause Aren had no idea I was in on the plan to vote out James from the start cos he doesn’t know I’m in an alliance. But hey, for all I know, he might be in an alliance too.

"barentsz"

- Well... They say wisdom comes with age, and I think Brandon may have proved that to us on this reward challenge with his early guesses..

"bassøe"

- Once again, I'm being the clown for these people. Even the other tribe. I've literally become an entertainment system because we're just bored SICK waiting for Brandon to show up and continue the challenge. I've coined the name for myself: Accurately Awesome Approving Aren. The AAAA entertainment system, boys! You bored shitless? Get your free laughs today! It's fun. If these people don't even find my jokes funny, still no worry. Surely I made some of you sexy viewers laugh, right?

"bassøe"

- Aren is actually starting to creep me out...he's obsessed. The obsession is real. Well, I guess I could use that to my advantage.

"bassøe"

- Hmmm, nothing important actually only the reward challenge, which looks like will go forever

"barentsz"

- Well the reward challenge was interesting, good concept just didn’t end up working that well. Just want to thank the mods for doing this and being so good with everything. Just going off the group chat during reward Aren is quite possible one the most annoying humans I have ever encountered, I had to log off at one point so that I could bite my tongue and not rip him to shreds in group chat. If I had done that it probably would have put a major target on my back, so I am glad I kept quiet, but back to Aren. I feel as if he has this inflated ego and thinks he is hilarious with his little jokes, which aren’t funny. It would be funnier to toss his lame fucking earrings in the fire and watch him cry. Socially I already can’t stand him, but strategically who knows maybe he will emerge as a goat that can’t keep their mouth shut, but we will see what happens once I actually interact with him. As of recently I’ve just been laying low trying to play a good social game and will probably be able to give a more in depth confessional once I am not so busy with school.

"bassøe"

- Well... We lost the reward challenge. It sucked. The older tribe sent BRANDON to Exile Iceberg. Like, what the heck? Weirdest choice in my opinion. He hardly said anything all-challenge. Me and Alietta were the talkers. Alietta was trying a strategy to get them to send her. Wasn't a very good strategy, in my opinion -- acting nice so the other tribe will send you to Exile Iceberg? Heh. Nice logic. She has to remember that people don't always think: 'oh, I like this person and I want to send them to Exile Iceberg so that they can find themselves an idol. Yeah,I think I'll do that.'

"bassøe"

- I'm kinda flirting with Tatianna. NO, I am NOT in-love with her, but I'm not exactly playing her either... I'm telling a half-lie by calling her awesome and sending her romantic little heart emoticons, because she IS awesome, but I'm not in-love with her. I want her to trust me, and I want her to think that I have a little young-boy crush on her so that she thinks she can manipulate me into doing anything -- doing the world. Then, she'll try to use me and want to keep me until the end as a 'goat'. And I think it's working. Manipulation 101, people!

"bassøe"

- Alietta said it best: "Johnny is just low on the totem-pole and he's trying to desperately get back in."

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- Like you know in the Sims how you tell someone the same joke several times and then BAM you're friends. Or in Fallout 4 where you just keep spamming something a companion likes until they fall in love with you, and then you proceed to dump them and go have sex with the rest of your lovers. What am I even talking about anymore?

"bassøe"

- Also I'm willing to bet there's an idol clue at the Glacier. Wouldn't be surprised if Brandon and Rhiannon formed a cross-tribal alliance. Me and Ali are getting along more now. Which is good. Ayhan is the glue that sticks the four of us together in an alliance, but allies gotta get to know each other to stay strong. As Stephen Fischbach said, "you've got to form real bonds to form real alliances." Brandon's still really quiet. Aren's still really excitable. Svalbard's cold as heck, it's a good thing I took Chris's flint in today's challenge.

"bassøe"

- Lazy Saturday. Not a lot of people are online. We lost another challenge which sucks ass - 3 in a row. We really have to grab our asses and hold 'em up to win immunity. This tribe can easily stick together and if we outnumber the Old tribe, it will be better for everyone is Bassoe. Right now the Do you wanna.... alliance is still holding on, only that Brandon is at the Glacier. I hope he talks about his experience. Ali and I wanted Ali to go there so she can search for an idol. She is also convinced that an idol is hidden there. Next immunity, I have to work hard and get a high score. As for allies, Aren and I are tight. Johnny seems to be cool about James going. I just have to keep in touch with everyone.

"barentsz"

- So Tyler and I decided to make an alliance. We both like Wouter so he's in, and we recently added Chris. I haven't personally talked with him yet but Wouter and Tyler have. I suggested pulling in a fifth because yay majority, boo rocks, but only Chris seemed for that. Oh well.

"barentsz"

- I'm starting to get more comfortable in the game, and I think my alliance has my back. I think we're probably the stronger tribe. I'm nearly going back home, and then I'll really be able to play.

Day 5
"barentsz"

- So I officially hate this Glacier right now. I am absolutely freezing and instead of looking in the maze I just slid into a dead end, not just that, but Brandon keeps asking if I have a Tennis Racket.

"bassøe"

- John-Bones and me have been doing a lil bit of bonding... And I've been kinda (but not really) playing around with the idea of keeping him if we lose... But it's unlikely, unless I can magically get the others to want to switch and vote out Marco or even the man Ayhan with me. I wouldn't mind getting rid of Marco, but it really depends on the immunity. If Marco fucks up on the challenge somehow -- then, beautiful -- bye bye Marco. I wouldn't mind getting rid of Ayhan either, but that idea is far, far out. Very unlikely to be able to flip my alliance to vote him out, but I could definitely persuade John-Bones to vote for him. I'm hoping that we won't lose immunity because if we do, I'll probably have to vote for John-Bones, and I really don't feel like doing that at this point. It closes a lot of options for me, so I'm definitely going ass-to-the-ground, balls-to-the-walls in this challenge.

"bassøe"

- My time on floating iceberg I felt was more of a hinderance than a help. After receiving 2 votes at the last tribal, I really wanted this time to continue forming relationships with my tribe. However the luck of the game brought me here, so I must deal with the consequences. There has got to be some sort of idol or advantage in the game in that maze, but who knows for sure. Rhiannon doesn't seem that trustworthy, and I must watch out for her if we ever swap or get to the merge together. I'm going to be working harder than ever for immunity this time.

"bassøe"

- I'm hoping Brandon returns pretty soon. I'm unsure of whether he's going to be bringing back information from the other tribe to me. He does have a final 2 with me, and unless he has worked out I'm using him to further myself in the game. Only time will tell.

"bassøe"

- So, I'm waiting for Brandon to return from Exile Iceberg, and I'm just thinking: 'he and that Rhiannon girl sure have had a long time to bond... What if they form an alliance?' OF COURSE. Two Survivors left alone together for 24 hours. What's their first instinct? Alliance. I'm convinced of Rhiannon and Brandon's alliance. It happened. It's up to him to reveal that information, but if he does, I'd be able to add Rhiannon as an addition to the alliance come merge or a tribeswap for sure. I have no problem with an extra dominator. As long as they don't get too closey-closey. We don't want a Beatles situation going on with our alliance.

"bassøe"

- "My social-game this season has been unique and in my opinion pretty great. It's a weird, dual-personalities kinda strategy where I act kind of sarcastic, witty and a bit dickish in the main tribe chat, but I'm a kind, sweet soul when I talk to people in PMs or group chats (but still witty obviously, so that I don't appear too OOC.) The reasoning for this strategy is that 1) people who I never PM (AKA people who I have no interest in aligning with) have no clue that I'm actually a social-threat, and 2) it leaves my options far wider open because I can choose who I want to reveal my nice side to. And 3) it makes me seem like less of a threat to get Jury votes, when I'm actually a BIG threat to get Jury votes. If I reveal this strategy to the Jury, and all of my other moves, that'll pick me up more votes than the amount of girls Elvis could pick up on a Friday night. It's a strange-ass strategy, sure, but that's the point. Nobody will or has seen it coming. Ever. Now, about the immunity challenge. I know that I said I was going to play down my skill in a majority of them, but I want to win this one so that I can keep John-Bones in the game a little longer. I'm literally the only person winning points at the moment. I'm not commenting on the fact that nobody else is doing that great in the tribe chats, just because it's better to keep my opinions to myself in this situation. My performance so far might make me appear threatening, but it'll probably win us immunity and that's all that matters at the moment. Also, we gotta keep our original Bassoe numbers up. That is vital in a tribeswap or merge situation.

"bassøe"

- We are straight up dominating this challenge right now...

"bassøe"

- AREN'S GAME TIPS TIP 1: endurance challenges. Here's the key to winning endurance challenges. This is a valuable lesson; so all pay attention now. What you gotta do is, during all the pain and the suffering, within your mind FIND the reason that is allowing you to push on. Find the light. Find the light and CLING to it. That way, you will not let go. Whatever it is: 'you want to win immunity', 'you want to be able to brag to your girlfriend or boyfriend' -- find the reason that you're competing in the endurance challenge for and keep reminding yourself of it. Over and over again.

"bassøe"

- The other tribe purposely throwing the challenge because we're leading is kind of pathetic. If I'm apart of the jury and voting for someone to win, I'm not going to vote someone who gives up mid-challenge. Tyler, what an IDIOT move. Are they seriously the older tribe? The roles are clearly reversed.

"barentsz"

- We've pretty much given up on the challenge. The young tribe is just way too fast and apparently, way too active on facebook. Our sausage fest alliance has decided to want to target Eva. She doesn't add anything to our tribe and I just think she wants to be this sassy character. She can be sassy all she wants on the pre-jury trip heart emoticon Step 2 is how to get there though. Our plan now is to get Brett to vote with us. We'll see how that works.

"bassøe"

- I love my tribe. Freaking awesome. In this immunity challenge, we're destroying the 'Barents' tribe, as Wouter would say. I'm pretty sure we've got this win, which is a beautiful thing. Just like a butterfly flapping it's wings. Gorgeous.

"bassøe"

- I asked Brandon about the glacier, no response yet, madafaka went full MIA today. Anyway, we are doing the immunity challenge, now. It started well. I fucked up once, then twice. Later I managed to score some points - 4 I think. So I inda helped....Until you hosts started trolling us. We used to have the lead but after the losses I am not sure. Also, rumour has it that some people are throwing the challenge. Except Eva, she's been trying. So, yeah, Thomas, Bas and Tyler are either trowing it or they are just genuenly stupid. ALSO Check out this cute parka I got. Daaayyymm, I'm warm and HOT. YEaS Bitch, keep up with me. Get on my level you basic bitch! *poses with Parka*

"barentsz"

- I sat out of the immunity challenge as I was flying home for the holidays and wouldn’t have been much help. So far it looks like the younger kids have decimated our tribe in the challenge, which is understandable. They have fewer responsibilities than us adults and therefore can spend more time waiting for a host to serve the ball. I hope me sitting out doesn’t turn into anything bad at tribal council, but I doubt it as I am protected by the barentsz 5. I think it’s good to be going to tribal council, because it tests our loyalties and it will give me a better understanding of our tribe dynamics. Right now I think I’ve successfully placed the target of the Barentsz 5 onto Bas. It was a risk to be the first person to throw someone’s name out, but I came here to play, I’m not going to sit back and let someone else determine how this game goes. Besides, I seem to have a good bond with both Chris and Thomas and I would prefer to keep them around as long as possible in case I need to flip this game on it’s head. Bas is someone who I have never even spoken to in this game, I reached out to him day 1 and he did not respond so this really reflects the lack of his social game. I said in my day one confessional that he would be the first to go if I things went my way, and that might just come true. But who knows, if we end up going to tribal tonight it could be anyone including myself going home, so we will see what happens. Currently I don’t want to get too cocky, but I really do believe I have a strong control over my tribe. I have relationships with everyone, apart of the majority alliance in which I am supposedly in the middle of, and a second alliance between Tyler, Chris and myself. But who knows who else is talking, for all I know everyone could be secretly against me and I will go home tonight. That is why tonight is necessary to test the loyalties of the barentsz 5. Each day I get way more paranoid about Eva, I cannot blind-side her yet as it is still way too early and I would probably lose the trust of the Barentsz 5. But something about that girl is shifty and evil and I will not be able to live with myself if she gets me before I get her, knowing that I was onto her so early. She also seems to have a close bond with Rhiannon, which also terrifies me. If we end up going to tribal council a second time, the possibility of grouping with Thomas, Chris, and Tyler and blindsiding Eva is a possibility. But I can’t let my paranoia get the best of me in this game so for now I need to continue to work with her and try and build trust. All of this though is just speculation based on the idea that we lose the challenge and vote out Bas. Anything can happen though so we will see!

"bassøe"

- Woohoo! The wonderful Bassøe tribe " are the winners of immunity. I was kinda the MVP for this challenge. I came off as a bit of a threat, but hey -- I'm making a name for myself in Svalbard. What more could I want in this world? To win the title of Sole Survivor, I guess. But still. What I asked for coming in this game was to be a good, memorable player, and it looks like that's what I'm going to get. Alietta hasn't been as close to me as usual recently. I feel like my social-game has gone down slightly. I've had a bit of a bad-boy reputation in these challenges. Hope that doesn't effect my bond with anyone. I've been kinda reinforcing all my bonds once again like I do CONSTANTLY. and I know that Tatianna and Johnny like me, so that's definitely something. So weird how in this game you can go from ruling the throne to all the way back to scrambling. It's freaking awesome, though. So, the speculation about the boot is mainly Ms. eccentric Eva. She seems like a nice gal, but she was one of the only ones trying in the challenge, and that is a big red flag for her. I'm sure that we'll definitely be seeing 'EVA' written in big black, bold words tomorrow evening.

"bassøe"

- This game has been super interesting. I've been talking to John-Bones, and my interest in keeping him in the game has grown. We were talking about a potential alliance with Tom and Eva from the other tribe come a merge or tribeswap situation, since we know them from another ORG series from awhile back. Eva is possibly getting voted-out tomorrow, which sucks. Really hope that it doesn't happen -- but if it does, oh well. If my tribe loses another immunity some time down the line, I'm convinced that I can convince The Dominators Alliance to vote off Marco. I feel bad, considering he has a way different timezone from us and therefor is asleep while we're awake and awake while we're asleep half the time, but we have had no time to make bonds with him yet. So, I'd way rather him go than John-Bones at this stage in the game.

Day 6
"barentsz"

- So the Five have agreed on Bas as our target and it seems like all is right with the world. And then Thomas comes to me and says Brett told him that people were targeting me. I don't think that's true, it seems to me like Brett is just trying to keep the three on the bottom in the dark. But using my name? Yeah, that's not gonna end well for him. Once is okay but if it happens again, he'll have to look out. I don't play that decoy crap.

"bassøe"

- I'm a sucker for confessionals and tribal discussions. I love seeing players strategize both on and behind-the-scenes. So it annoys me that the Older Tribe is so...boring.

"bassøe"

- Rhiannon's comment about a maze got Aren worried that someone had found an idol at the Glacier. Specifically, Brandon. I highly doubt Brandon found it. I'm positive that idols are in play. I just don't think Brandon would have found it.

"barentsz"

- Wow! This vote should have been so simple! It should have been 5 easy votes on our weakest member, and move on! But of course the guys testosterone can't handle being beaten by the girls. Believe me though, if Eva goes, a certain few people will have hell to pay, because like Abi-Maria, if you fuck with me, you're dead.

"barentsz"

- Wow, it was a big loss and now the voting and that sucks. I don't want to vote because it will be only strategic. But I know it will be a blindside tonight. If everything goes as I expect: Eva gets 5 votes, otherwise Bas and Eva will get 4 and it's a tie. But I'm not afraid of rocks. It depends on Brett

"barentsz"

- So I was shocked when I went to talk to Brett. The vote was for Eva according to what he had heard. I thought she was fun and super strong in this challenge as she was one of the only ones to consistently score points. Then I get told and oh by the way there is another alliance forming and it doesn't involve you. I was like WTF..... well honestly it was cry cry they don't like me. Then to find out that they were going to go back and forth between Rhiannon and myself on who was to go next. Yeah that was not going to stand!! Counter alliance of Brett, Eva, Rhiannon and myself has been formed. This is a survival alliance but I actually like the three of them as they are all personality as well and frankly that's what I want i this game. PURE un adult like fun. So were all focused on Bas leaving right now. Do I think Bas was the one that created this alliance. Not fucking likely looking at my tribemates and leadership potential. IT WAS TYLER. Yep Tyler I may play up to you for now but you are solidly in my sights.

"barentsz"

- Tribal is coming up soon. Chris said he had Brett roped in for sure, but when I talked with him he seemed way more on the fence than expected. He seemed put off by me not responding to his earlier introduction and coming to him this late, which I totally get. It was a mistake on my part. After some talks from Tyler, Chris and myself he finally seemed convinced. Part of me wants to invest more in working with him, but I'm also hesistant that he's already closer with other people.

"barentsz"

- I take back everything I said the other day, I’m so glad we are going to tribal council tonight because I’ve gained so much knowledge about our tribe dynamics and it opened my eyes to my position in this game. Shit literally hit the fan after the challenge, the barentsz 5 is dead. As of right now I am kind of the middleman between the two opposing alliances and it is really awkward. There is Bas, Chris, and wouter on one side targeting Eva and then there is Rhiannon, Thomas, and Eva targeting Bas. Tyler also seems to be in the middle but seems to be more on the side of voting out Eva. And everyone seems to be vying for my vote and I still don’t know what I should do. Either way someone is going to be pissed off at me. I’ve been saying for days I want Eva out, but that is no longer the case, strategically it makes way more sense to keep her and get rid of Bas, but Tyler and Chris who I both have good relationships with are pushing me to vote Eva out. It’s too early in the game to be aggressively pushing my own agenda so I’m just going to go along with the majority and vote out Eva. My biggest issue with voting out Eva is that Rhiannon is going to be pissed and might stir up some shit at camp. I really trust her and don’t want to lose her as an ally. But Chris and Tyler are also my close allies and they want Eva gone so I’m going to piss off one person instead of two. Bas finally approached me and had a conversation to try and save his ass, it only took him 6 days to do so. I made him a deal that we will work together in the future, but I’m not going to stay true to it, I really want to get him out asap. I can’t stand anything about him. I see right through him, there is no trust between us, he only talked to me today out of desperation. After this vote I’m going to try and regroup and hopefully shift the vote against either wouter or bas.

"bassøe"

- This day has been boring. Literally NOBODY other than John-Bones and the man Ayhan have spoken to me all day. Fittingly, since we're the young tribe and we're expected to be immature as fuck, this reminds me of that one Spongebob episode where he wakes up one day and nobody is fucking there and they turn out to have just left town to have a day away from Spongebob. Feels like shit. Anyways, since I want to have a huge amount of long-ass confessionals and this day has been incredibly uneventful, imma just make a confessional about random crap I like instead. Mayonnaise - mayonnaise... Just WONDERFUL. If you're gonna eat something in bread or even burger rolls, you MUST eat it with mayonnaise. Otherwise, you mean nothing to me. JK. But still, eat mayonnaise, people! It's good for you! I think. It's also really, really thirst quenching so if you're thirsty, drink some mayonnaise - case closed. (Aren for next mayonnaise sponsor?) Jurassic World - watching this movie right now. It's pretty sexy, so you viewers should check it out. The main protagonist (little kid duh because it's a family-friendly film for all you violence worried young whipper-snappers) is adorable. Pretty violent, though. But badass. (PS: maybe it's not family-friendly. Just got to a scene where there are a bunch of dead, friendly dinosaurs who had no way of escaping the baddie's teeth. Very sad for younger audiences with weak little eyes.) Spicy Cheese - MMF. MMF, MMF, MMF. I bet only like a few of you viewers have tried spicy cheese before, but if you haven't, then you really should. It's fantastic. You can lick it's spice, undress it everywhereeeee- wait, what? Anyways, you really need to try spicy cheese. It's the bomb, LITERALLY. Now, things I DISLIKE. Bretty Spaghetti insinuating that the Bassoe tribe doesn't have a life - seriously? 'we lost because we have full-time jobs and a life'? Dood, stahp. Please. I don't know you personally yet or anything, and perhaps you didn't mean what I think you meant... But it sounded to me like you were insinuating that the Bassoe tribe has no life with your answer to your tribal-council question. Just watch, in the merge, we'll probably be friends (mostly because spaghetti is delicious) but this situation is pissing me off at this current moment in time. People being inactive in ORGs for no other reason but their obnoxious laziness - cut it... Just, please, don't do this if you get on a Survivor ORG Wikia ORG, viewers. So ungrateful. Just be happy that you got the spot to compete and embrace it. If you're busy with school, or having personal-issues then sure, but it comes off to me as ungrateful for any other reason. Other than illness, of course. Or being busy competing in a giant pepper-sprayed cheese hotdog eating contest... But that story is for another day. Anyways, that is quite possibly my one and only confessional for the whole of today. See ya guys, and remember: Winning a million-dollars is fantastic, sure, but it's 2x better if you can leave with some ass too. I probably won't end up with either, but oh well. Have a nice day!