Board Thread:Season 4 - Egypt/@comment-26468853-20130522163044

This is actually harder than I thought (that's what she saaaaid! Eeeyo!)

Aaron.. you...are...a...silly....boy... You made such a dumb move early on where you publicly posted your f***ng challenge results for me to watch and for me to easily beat you in a TRIBAL challenge, you also begged me to take you to Final 5 or 6 or whatever upon which you would vote for me if I made it to the end, and then you backstabbed me (but then again I would've easily get rid of you because you were so damn expendable in my opinion) I mean seriously, you never made any strategic move, or talked strategy, you were quite frankly, a sheep, you relied on others to bring you closer, but never had the.. ahem.. balls, to actually make a big move. So quite frankly, screw you. *makes a fart noise*

Togz, how stupid can you get? you not only admit to not doing anything, but you also admit not to DO ANYTHING, you did NOTHING, you didn't STRATEGIZE, you didn't SOCIALIZE, you didn't PERFORM IN THE CHALLENGES, you did NOTHING, to DESERVE, the TITLE, of SOLE, F****NG, SURVIVOR! If you get a single vote I will... well I wont' do anything because let's be honest, nobody even rembers you, you flew so much under the radar that you ended up ALL the way in China! So quite frankly, screw you too. *makes a fart noise*

Mihai, me and you had the exact same strategy, and if it wasn't for that stupid idol that I never used, I would probably.. well according to the other members of the Isis I wuoldn't be sitting there, but I'd finish a lot better than I did. But I can admit defeat, and if it truly is true that you convinced Ali, Aaron and Lance to flip, then congrats, you played a good game. You were the silent underdog, you never put yourself on the target (although, we did target you for being a potential immunity threat). I just hope you ain't a sockpuppet, because you truly deserve to win the title? Why? Because you stayed loyal, you never betrayed anybody, and although you never talked to me, and never connected with me, (thus, your Social game stunk a little), you can admit that you made big moves, you can admit that you stayed loyal. And you played in a way that you never pissed anybody off, but didn't stay under the radar. You found that in-between zone, and stayed there through the game, the moment I got voted off I knew that if neither of Isis makes it to the end, my vote will go to you..

Also, Mihai, if you don't mind me saying, call me ;) xD kidding. but seriously dayum you're cute. If you swing that way gimme a shout :P... kidding.. I think.

And now, probably my favourite part of this speech. As this is the end for Egypt, I will take a moment to have honorable, and dishonorable mentions of other players.

Ralphie - Oh my dear Ralphie, if only you didn't wink so much and wouldn't be so frigging annoying the two of us could work, oh wait, no. we couldn't, Thanks to Sinjoh and Jack who told me you were gunning for me, And my god that 9-1 vote was so finger-licking sweet.. Justice has been served.

Pedro - Thank you for saving me, I couldn't gone home so much earlier, but thanks to your.. err.. forgetfulness, I managed to stay, and sorry about voting you off, I hope you don't see it as an offensive thing, we were just sticking together.

Joshie - Good lord you are annoying, Thank god I don't have to deal with you at all, The only reason why I did mutiny is because one of my allies voted for me, and I didn't feel safe on my tribe anymore. So you were wrong, My true alliance was to Jack, and Sinjoh (and to you too Mikey, but sadly my allegiance was bigger towards Jack and Sinjoh)

Cowboy - I am grateful to be directly responsible for blindsiding you, and flushing out the idol. (Well, I recall it being my idea to vote you off because Bailey won immunity, or was it Mihai?), I feel proud of making that move, as it made Isis 4 be the Foa Foa 4 until I made my brain fart move of not playing the idol (and nothign telling my alliance, guess I got greedy).

Bailey - I respect you as a player, and although I did find you and your alliance-mates bit arrogant, in Pondersa I've grown to respect you as a player

KJ - You, are an old hag with no respect for anybody, you are so high up your a** that your inside out. You expected me to respect you after what you've done to me, you Bullied me, you treated me like a child, but guess what, I'm gay, I'm fabolous, and I'm downright a f***ng B.I.T.C.H, and I can admit that, you can't admit that you are a bully, you do nothing but sit in front of your computer expecting to be treated as a queen because you've won and hosted SOO many games that your ego has overgrown to the size of Titanic, well glad you sunk.

Ali - It's a bit side that you betrayed the Isis 4, but I guess I have to respect you for flipping, but then again, we did have a connection and seeing you turn on me, well, it kinda pissed me off. But you were only playing a game, but the flipping costed you the game way earlier on that you think.

And finally.. Mihai.. please.. take off your shirt! 