Board Thread:Season 26 - Java/@comment-26137841-20150512020402

Hey guys... It's been a while since you two have seen me since I drew that rock.



Nonetheless, Here I am ready to give one of you my vote. This Final Two reminds me a lot of Casey and Laure...

Well, here we go.

Chris: I promised myself I wouldn't let my emotions ever get the best of me in this game, but i'm not in this game anymore. I might be the one person to not tear you to shreds tonight. I will tell you how I feel though. Chris, I am incredibly disapointed with you on a deep emotional level. You were sweet to me and Sheryl, you were kind to us and you were genuine to us. But how you acted to everyone else shocked me. Every single person who has walked into this jury has expressed how horrible you were to them. You were cocky and arrogant to nearly everyone who walked through the Ponderosa Doors. I've had a long time away from you and i've ended up befriending the people who sent me home that night, all of which apologized for what happened. It turns out, I was the unlucky victim, You were the target. My whole entire game came crashing down because I trusted you. I was stupid to side with you after merge, If I hadn't I would likely have your seat and win this season. The fact that you sent Michelle home only proves something else to me, Something everyone has tried to convince me for the entire time I've been here. That you are a coward. '''I saw the parchment and I want nothing to do with Michelle's boot. Crediting me was sweet of you, but you did the opposite of what I would havewanted.''' Personal feelings aside, I am sad to see how you played this game on a Social level, but as a Physical player, your game was strong. You went on an immunity streak that was incredible. The moment I was rocked out you have been safe since. I commend you for doing so well in that category, but socially, you were lacking. You were rude to every single person who left the game after that (excluding Sheryl) and every single person who arrived at the jury expressed their hate for you. If you do win tonight, I will be shocked since I was the only one who had ever defended you here. At the end of it all, I will only give you my vote if you do this.

'''Apologize to every single member of the jury for being an rude to them, Individually. You were rude and disrespectful to nearly every person here excluding myself, so apologize to them on this thread. List their name by boot order starting with Xavier and say your sorry and why you're sorry.'''

You could be sassy and deny this request, but with what little people are on your side right now, I really don't recommend that. '''I am angry at your right now, I will say that much. I know deep down I still love you to death as you are a really good friend. I want to be your friend after this, but right now, while this game is still going. I can't be. You still have a chance to get my vote, so take it.'''



Mikey: Mikey, I don't know what to say. You are a silly pothead and people are really underestimating you as a player. Im shocked you got here, I really am. Chris probably thought you'd be a good jury goat but he was wrong. I am really surprised by you. You're an intriguing player overall, You were loyal to Chris, You aren't a Physical player, A social player, or a Strategic player. You're a really odd guy. You were a floater in a survivor game. You brought a Big Brother tactic to survivor and that's something I have never seen before. I honestly do have to give you praise for your excellent tactics in getting here. You played this game like Natalie White, riding the coat tails of your ally (Chris) and staying under the radar while bigger threats like Michelle and Danielle got picked off. The only seperation you have beside Natalie is that your social interaction with other contestants is negative. you are a pretty annoying person with your 'MLG' rants and your 'Smoke weed every day' stuff. Despite it being annoying it gave us jurors something to talk about and bond over, which is kind of sincere when you think about it. I just have a few requests from you.

1: Please explain to the Jury, especially the one german here, why calling yourself Edward for the sole reason of attributing yourself to Nazi General Edward Richofen is a good idea and not offensive at all.

'''2: Make a new Rights of Passage that isn't complete bullshit. Please post both of these requests on this forum.'''

I feel like Erik Cardona right now, between wearing the Purple Rock Necklace to the tribal I was voted out to show my tribe the mistake they made... but similarly to him, i am going to do this.

People may look at you and see a coat-tail rider(which is pretty true), Someone who isn't deserving of the title of sole survivor, Someone who can't preform in challenges and isn't the best strategically. I think you deserve the title though to some extent. I just need a few things from you



Alright. I've said what I have had to say and I am sure both of you are sick of hearing me talk (or type in this case). Both of you have an equal chance of gaining my vote, I would recommend you take it.



Bye guys. I wish you both the best of luck. 