Board Thread:Season 50 - Kingdoms Collide/@comment-25624731-20181217060746

Hello everyone, I thought I’d do something a little more fun than ya typical ROP. No hate to the “you were so nice, sorry I had to vote you out!” style, I just wanted this to be a little more creative and I think you all already know how much I enjoyed playing the game with you all and how challenging but fun this season was.

Also, I was not on a tribe with about 10 people, but I’m still writing something for everyone because it’s fun.

Annnd forgive me for my lack of knowledge on how to make this post formatted nicely, I really don't know how to use this website.

Sharky: Did you write the movie Sharknado?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqZsoesa55w

Byron: Honestly Byron, I can’t believe what you did to me. First we make a final 2 on day 1, then I hear you’re going behind my back telling everyone to vote me out? I don’t know why you thought I deserved that, honestly the stuff you said about my mom was totally uncalled for too. But I can’t deny it…. You were a legend and ARE the best player in this game, I don’t care who wins it should have been you. Jamie is SHOOK at your 20 individual immunity wins and 16 idols. Oh my god, Byron I can’t stay mad at you, c’mon over here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN6VR92V70M

Trace: Maybe it’s best we weren’t on the same tribe given what happened last time we played together (#blindside am I right).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSz16ngdsG0

Grace: Do you remember after you lost Ireland, when I was like “Hey you don’t know me, but you were epic and we played similar games and I think you should have won”? No? You actually don't remember me at all??? Okay, well anyways I’ve always admired you as a player in TS, and even though I don’t really know much about how you played here, it was really comforting to see another familiar face in this cast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RAQXg0IdfI

Sarah: I wish I’d connected with you more early on in the game, because you were a super chill person who was extremely interesting on a tribe of fools. Also you were a sweetheart, and you put up a good fight at your tribal, really setting the tone for the rest of this crazy game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMAFAqOxyOc

Ally: Ally, I thought you were a host, then I learned there was a host named Ally AND a player. Who’d have thought, right? If you made merge, you could have sent me a fake confessional link and I’d probably have filled it out, and you would have known all my secrets. Iconic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi8U2S-2-Cc 

Jake: You were cute, too bad you didn’t feel the same about me </3 We got along well though I think, all things considered?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MsvER1dpjM

Wendy: I’m a vegetarian so I don’t really go to your restaurant that often, but your frosties are pretty good. I’ve heard dipping fries in them is a good combination, do you recommend that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukkx0cWr3GM

TJ: You know what you did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqFLXayD6e8

Elias: Scooby Doo loving king. I’m super sad you didn’t make it to merge with me, I think we would have been great allies and I would have loved to have continue what we had going! You were really looking out for me in this game and I loved talking to you about our crazy ass tribe, you were like an island of normalcy in an otherwise crazy ass game, hence the song!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erG5rgNYSdk

Tyler S: You were another victim of the “big pregame reputations” crew. I loved getting to know you for the brief time we were on a tribe together, and I liked that you were willing to sacrifice a friendship if that’s what it took to make it further in the game.

The song is me @ you the round that I voted you out when you were wondering who was saying your name :~)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv5fqunQ_4I

Bonus for the merge people, you’re also being compared to Survivor players because I had that in there for half of you anyways and figured everyone could use some fun.

Bryce: Bryce what the hell, you fooled me like the ultimate Fyvie fool!!! I was convinced you were so sweet and straight forward, and then I found out you were actually hella strategic and working behind the scenes with … everyone? Truly a wonderful concept.

The song is me to you @ merge, seeing that we were on a tribe together and could maybe have an alliance, but then Gabriella runs away, which symbolizes us not working together (she might not run away in the video but she does in the movie I think).

Survivor Player: Gabby. The way she went behind Christian’s back reminded me of how you kind of had this secret side to you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6EOUaWscrE

Tyler: We may not have connected strategically, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t love our conversations. You’re one of the kindest people in this game, and you also were really intimidating to me because everyone loved you and you were something of a legend. I’ve never seen someone have that strong of a positive reputation before, and I can’t wait to continue getting to know you once this is all said and done!

Survivor Player: JT in Tocantins, where everyone loved him and almost wanted to throw their games away for him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNGbXIiP1q0

Jake: Me except the song isn’t about sex because ur not straight (or are you???). Haha anyways. rate: 7.6, tbh: ur rly pretty and we should totally talk more hmu sometime!

Survivor Player: Na’Onka, we both know why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JnfIa84TnU

Audrey: You were my longest standing ally and and fellow Canadian queen. You were someone who brought a lot of fun and trust to this game, which is something I really value, and I wish so badly that you’d been able to stay here longer. I have been practicing Duolingo, so I am going to write the rest of this in (very broken) French: je suis heureuse pour notre relation amicale (je deut utiliser Google Translate pour cette mot, c’est censé dire “friendship”??). Le canard mange une pomme. Les robes sont rouges. Okay that’s about it for that.

Survivor Player: Zeke. Incredibly strategic and you had a well earned reputation for being a potential winner threat who had the game in the palm of her hand, similarly to Zeke’s rep!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfiJnbbhC2c

Szymon: Well if you read Audrey’s blurb, you can see I took your advice :~) I have practiced Duolingo 3 times this week but I had to turn off the bird notifications as it gave me anxiety. Szymon, I’m so happy that I got to experience playing with you after hosting Egypt all those years ago, because you’re one of the most delightful people I have ever met. You are like a ray of sunshine and every time I spoke to you I was instantly happy, people like you are the reason that I love to play these games.

I know one song in Italian and it’s a bop so hopefully u can dance to this beat

Survivor Player: Yau Man, because you’re both smart, strategic, and every time Yau Man is on screen I YELL he’s so sweet! I know you wanted Angelina, but I think Yau Man is a good fit too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS2IhdbsJJ8

Jenna: My showmance, my 1 true love. You were a huge force to be reckoned with, you were like some sort of animal that looks innocent and great and then you make one wrong move and it strikes and gets you. Like.. a snake? Do snakes do that? I also really admire you reaching out to me at the merge to mend things after our plague tribal, it was a very big gesture and I really appreciated it.

I’m not 100% sure what your song means, but I think it’s saying “I’m glad I met you and you made me a stronger person”, which is accurate to how I feel. If it’s saying something shady then my b ignore that.

Survivor Player: Abi Maria. You fuck with her, you’re dead (except you’re a better player than Abi).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl1aHhXnN1k

Jared: I was so happy to connect with you after all this time! You were someone who was a great friend for me at the merge, I felt like you and I could actually talk without it instantly leaking to everyone else and that’s something I really value and truly respect. I know you were worried about being seen as a goat in this game, but I know you weren’t, I saw your game and you were a fantastic player who was subtle and behind the scenes and honestly, that’s something everyone should admire. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Survivor Player: Natalie White, a super sweet and subtle mastermind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiQzUEc_FmI

Sydney: You said you were happy we didn’t call you a dragon this season, but considering how fierce you were and how you were basically immortal, I don’t feel that’s exactly inaccurate? Are dragons immortal? I don't know. I hope you know that everyone in the game, especially the four of us left, really thought of you as a fantastic player. Also, anytime I learn any detail about your life, I was like “wow this girl is amazing and will probably be a senator in like 1 year and I’m making mac and cheese, COOL nice we are not in the same league at all I'm so happy she's talking to me".

Survivor Player: Kim Spradlin, a total feminist legend who is also probably one of the most down to earth Survivor players even though she's a goddess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyuUWOnS9BY

Cali: You are too wonderful for this world and I am very glad that we got to play together. I kind of already told you everything before you left, but I appreciate you so much more than you could possibly know.

Survivor Player: Kelley Wentworth, underdog confessional queen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIFo7jKH8tc  