Board Thread:Season 14 - Madagascar/@comment-9488611-20140502041510

First of all let me start with crap that I bet everyone will say, "OMG congratz for being in the final 3 you totes deserve it and you outlasted 17 people <3." Well, actually, Sam and Jay outlasted 18 people because Lincoln has a -9999999999999999 percent chance of winning this game.

So, Lincoln let me start with you. You were a nice guy and I like you as a friend, but you were absolutely anti-social, whiny, always complaining, you didn't know how to start conversations, you were lazy, you didn't bother with challenges, you had 0 social or physical or strategic game, you rode not only Jay's coittail but mine too, you were only online to vote and for nothing else really, and on top of that, you gave up because your game sucked, when you really just could have made a decent speech. Anyways, you aren't getting my vote.

Sam. I may sound bitter saying this because I failed to vote you out, but, this is what I really think. I have absolutely no clue what the hell your strategy was besides kiss ass and play the innocent girl act. Really though, don't get me wrong, it's a legit strategy, but you did it the whole damn game. I honestly have no idea if you had a different strategy at any time. Pre-merge I actually forgot you were in the game because you never talked in the tribe chats or any alliance chats. And to be honest I have no idea why you are being praised for playing "a better game than everyone else". And I don't think you deserve to win because you were the last fan standing. One more hint of advice, don't apologize to everyone after they are voted out. But you still may get my vote.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages, the moment you have all been waiting for, Jay! First of all Jay I just wanna say <3333333 and congratulations. Now Jay, you played the game how a real winner should. You dominated physically, you were one the of best strategic players, and to me, you played a great social game. You also took the time to find the idol and you didn't make the mistake of telling anyone, not even your allies, which is a good thing. Man you and I were as tight as my fist when I was voted out, and man even tighter than how Mike and I were pre-merge. And I think out of the 3 of you sitting here, you deserve the title of Sole Survivor the most.

Now I want all 3 of you to post one word that you think describes each juror. kthxbai 