Board Thread:Season 16 - Turkey/@comment-24524216-20140707055103

Hello Jury members, org community and anyone who got the time to read this thing. First of all, I would like to thank everyone who made this amazing experience possible. From the mods making an awesome job hosting the season and tolerating random chats at the tribe groups including gravy videos, bearded guys with cats, and probably the 3951984 times Tyler wrote the words “Ass” or “Bitch”. You are all amazing and did an excellent job. Also I would like to thank this great cast for making  it such a good season. Everyone added something to this mixing pot called Survivor Turkey and I was really pleased to share this experience with all of you, even if I didn´t get to know you pretty well (Stares at Kara´s inactive corpse). And finally I would like to thank all the fans who followed the season and the haters who add some spiciness to it jalapeño style.

I came to this org and specifically to Survivor Turkey with one clear goal on my mind: Win the title of sole survivor and since day 1 I got a plan, an alliance, a strategy and the best attitude to achieve that goal.

I would like to say that hands down I totally believe that I´m more deserving of the title of sole survivor and the 1,320,000,000 virtual pesos that come along with it compared to this gentleman sitting next to me and the MAIN reason of that is because… I dragged Bartley all the way until this Final Tribal Council. And I would LOVE to explain why…

Here in Mexico there´s a tradition among some childs. You may know the PIÑATAS. If you don’t well here is one:

 Basically it is a birthday game where the piñata is hit with a stick by a bunch of kids until it breaks apart and candy fall from it so those fat ass kids could eat all the candies they want. Piñatas could be made with any possible shape you want including your favorite characters from tv shows….

Well some small kids actually have some FAKE PIÑATAS. They have a piñata they want to break apart and kick it all night long and then after that piñata is broke the parents bring up the real piñata (Mostly shaped as the favorite cartoon/team/pornstar of the birthday boy or girl) that holds the real candy and just throw the candy out of it from a hole so the good piñata won’t be broken and the birthday boy/girl could have his piñata friend alive.

Well… Bartley was my Fake Piñata. I made everyone believe that he was such a big threat that he needed to go at every single tribal but let´s be honest… He wouldn’t be that huge of a threat without me. I was the one who convinced the old Bazid to send Bartley to exile all the time because I knew that not only he would share the idol clue with me but also he would become an immediate target. And I make sure that he could still be around everytime so all the STICK HITS could go towards him. So once the piñata was already broken… everyone would be too tired to hit the actual piñata: ME.

From Day 1  I was the biggest threat from this game. I had a great and unbreakable bond with Tyler, I had a majority alliance within Bazid and even the majority within that majority all the time. I layed down at the challenges at the beginning so I wouldn’t been seen as a challenge threat but also made sure that everyone else noticed Bartley´s first (AND ONLY) individual immunity, Tyler´s amazing social game and how Topher was so liked by everyone.

Truth is… I didn´t had to backstab anyone on my main alliance. I always had numbers on my side. I kicked some ass at the challenges when it was needed and I tried to play a respectful game.

So basically… While everyone was thinking on somebody else no one would think on voting me out and my fake piñata strategy worked cause those 3 guys got votes at least 3 different times and I never received  A SINGLE VOTE from any of you.

Bartley deceived some of you, backstabbed one or two and certainly lied to most of you and still without any real purpose but being mean and dumb because he don’t even tried to win the Final Immunity Challenge and was totally dragged as a goat for F2.

I worked hard, played smart and NEVER gave up and that´s why I deserve your vote.





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