Board Thread:Season 55 - Nakuru/@comment-32540642-20191021140119

Well my ROP is much less nice to look at, graphic design is unfortunately not my passion so I have to be boring and write this out normally instead (oh and sorry for this being last minute wiki crapped out on me at 2 am so had to rewrite this all at work yay fuck my life!)

Brittany - I never got to meet you but seeing that you went out early in Archetypes and then came back only to go out again is tragic and my heart goes out to you!

Ryan - Also someone I didn't meet, always hard to go out early especially as a former winner, but you being the first to drop definitely set the stage for the tone of this game.

Amir - ALSO someone I didn't meet, coming back 4 years after your last season is absolutely wild and it sucks that this goaround wasn't long lasting.

Cassandra - Breaking the trend with someone I actually played with! I know more than enough has probably been said at this point but since this is my time, your obsession with and treatment of Chris was cringey and completely disrespectful when all he had done up until that point was literally exist. Not once did I feel close to you, we never talked, so keeping "#PreyStrong" was a futile gesture when in reality? I couldn't have been happier to watch the #1 ranked Prey go down first.

Natalie - I've heard that you were one of the people going around perpetuating the negative perceptions of me premerge. True or not, I was still very glad to see you go because talking to you was impossible.

Gerda - Okay last person I never met but gosh I am so sorry for writing your name down in the temptation immunity! Being the only person I had yet to cross paths with at that point made it the easy option but to see you go just before the merge, just before 100 days, after waiting SIX YEARS to come back? Oh man that was truly a tragedy and for any part I may have played I do sincerely apologize.

Ashlee - UGH Ash, what a tangled web we weaved. I loved chatting with you while you were kidnapped I thought we got along great, our back and forth voice messages were so much fun (again, LOVE your accent). Then when we got swapped back together I thought this was the perfect opportunity to actually start working together. Unfortunately, you had other ideas and we all know how that went. You're a very smart player and I wish you had made the merge, even if you did throw me under the bus after saying you wouldn't lol. Good luck with Blended!!

Trent - My fellow oldschool EMer! It was really cool to reconnect with you for the first time in years and first time on Facebook, you were without a doubt the person I felt closest to on our original tribes and kidnapping you on the 3rd tribe was a no-brainer. But then, you put my name down for the temptation vote and honestly, it gutted me. Once we hit the merge I was searching for any way I could survive and unfortunately it was your name that was given to me. I was disappointed and hurt to see you call me "legitimately inactive" in your final words, I don't think that's fair or accurate and I know I've proven that perception wrong through and through.

Alex - Loser's club reppin! It was really fun getting to know you this season especially considering our mutual series of unfortunate events throughout. I definitely didn't want to see you go when you did but I was still re-establishing my footing at that point. You've definitely inspired me to watch next year's Rumble so congrats on that end! (Oh and full disclosure, BAR has not been very kind to me SIR. Have you no decency??)

Will - My Sinai bby <3 I am so, SO sorry for blindsiding you, I leaned on you when I needed it and then did you dirty and it didn't feel good to do. I remember seeing both you and Nicole on the cast reveal and my jaw just hitting the floor because I thought for SURE, you would be "retired" or whatever. Reuniting Pharohoes was amazing and getting all 3 of us actually online at the same time is by far one of the most impressive accomplishments of this season. I hope you're thriving in uni (I mean let's be real we both know you are) and that your musical is going GREAT. Your talent is beyond words and I'm so dang proud of you.

Jino - Speaking of tangled webs, Jino for all we said (and didn't say) premerge I'm really glad we decided to fix that at the merge. There was something so comforting about waking up bright and early for work and always being able to chat with you for a few hours, both to take my mind off my ever-growing sleep deprivation and to talk some game. I know that starting to build a relationship 19 days into a game means that it isn't going to last forever, you had better relationships and I don't fault you for that at all. I was just glad to at least have had something, better late than never I suppose. You're a lovely guy and I hope your exam results come back with good news!!

Natalia - The Queen in the North. Nat I was so excited to play with you after seeing you firsthand in BB10 and boy, you did not disappoint. You're an incredible player and an even more incredible person, you were there for me in my lowest moment in this game and just on a human level, I can't thank you enough. I hope your US tour has been a blast and that DC treated you as well as it's treated me. Raptors are going down Friday though!!

Chris - First and foremost, I cannot say it enough but I will again - thank you for everything. It is a stone cold fact that I would not be sitting here without you. You could've easily kicked me to the curb, taken perceptions at face value, and let me die. But you actually talked to me, you listened to me, and you gave me life. Not getting to know each other on a more personal level is one of my larger regrets in this game but in terms of our game relationship, from the moment we swapped onto Torrobo 3.0 until Day 34, you had my complete and utter trust and being able to make moves and strategize with you was a breath of fresh air. I have not taken your final words lightly, I hope to combat this goat perception but I do have complete awareness of the hand I've been given and how my game has gone. You're one of the biggest characters this org has ever seen, and it is clear why you always leave a lasting impression on any game you play, especially this one. Again, from the bottom of my heart, thank you Chris.

Nora - Pedigree. Nora you are one of the wildest people I've ever had the privilege to play with and no matter what I could always count on walking away from a conversation with you laughing. Your antics with the score swap and idol bluff were amazing and god you should really be sitting here writing one of these as well! Still cracks me up that you busted out heteronormativity like it was nothing while yelling at me for using big words so often. I hope my big brain will make you proud and for the love of god find a new reaction picture PLEASE.

Cali - Our resident World War 2 expert, Cali I am really sad that you aren't here as well writing one of these but you absolutely deserved the opportunity to go to firemaking. 137 days of this stupid game is absolutely bonkers, and while Sora is a legend (and a Fortnite god) you are so incredibly deserving of having that title. I wish we had done more with our time together but we've already talked that through, you're an absolute sweetheart and I hope your dating life keeps going down the path of success! Please, send some of that good energy my way I beg of you. Oh and sleep more for the love of God, no more car naps!

Evan and Nicole, I love you both and making it 38 days with y'all has been a goddamn dream come true.

Hosts, I love you all dearly, thank you for giving me this opportunity to come back to main org. I know I wasn't waiting nearly the longest for a second opportunity but I really really wanted it, and it's been such an incredible experience that I'm so grateful for.

To every single one of you, one last time, thank you.  