CliffordKoDR

CliffordKoDR, also known as "Clifford", is a contestant from. He prefers to call it Survivor: Azkaban.

Constantly targeted, Clifford controlled a majority of Azerbaijan. Through his strong social game, he managed to keep a tight alliance together. However, he was seen by a threat by his own ally Felix and was idoled out at Final Five.

Profile
Name(Age): Clifford AKA Big Cliffy 

Tribe Designation: Astara

Current Residence: Canada

Personal Claim Of Fame: I tried to pay James Franco's stunt double $50 to open mouth kiss me on camera.

Inspiration in Life: My pug Hoggle the Doggle and every pug.

Hobbies: Eating ice cream in the shower and kissing stunt doubles.

3 Words To Describe You: Hairy. Jiggly. Tacos.

If you could have 3 things on an island what would they be and why?: Vaseline, earmuffs and a rubber chicken.

Survivor Contestant you are Most Like: Rupert if Rupert licked electrical sockets.

Reason for being on Survivor: It's my life's ambition to one day be a houseguest on Big Brother Canada. So doing these kind of games are good for me.

Why do you think you will be Sole Survivor: I'll be sole Survivor because I possess the best qualities of most forest animals: the patience of a turtle, the swiftness of a fox, and the genitals of a moose.

What is your favourite thing to wear to the beach :  I like a dangly moon belly button piercing illuminating my saran wrap speedo and bologna moccasins.

What Survivor contestant would you murder and how: Dan Foley / Tickle Fight.

If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be: My tail.

Tell us something uncomfortable from your childhood :  When I was in grade one I sat down for my first show & tell. We were in a circle, on the ground, sitting cross-legged. I was showing off my graduation hat from kindergarten because I was very proud of doing what so many said couldn't be done. The kids though. They started laughing at me. One by one, like the were all in on the same joke but it hit them like dominos. It wasn't until I looked down at my Ninja Turtle jogging pants and realized there was a giant hole in my crotch. The one part of my pants I needed most... wasn't there. All the kids, saw my underwear. And laughed. And some even said they saw my doodle. But thinking back to the day...I don't think they did.

Are you secretly Monica Padilla:  Yes.

Trivia

 * Clifford found three idols in Survivor: Azerbaijan.
 * Clifford was the highest placing Astara tribe member on