Board Thread:Season 31 - Retribution/@comment-26376587-20160310064509

Alright let me just say that no one will be spared in this speech. You are all now witnesses to the burning of your bodies, minds, and souls. W E L C O M E  T O  H E L L I will begin with the fact that when you are a driving force for a large ass alliance and play games trying to absolve yourself of the blame even when its fucking obvious you're a part of it, you deserve to get voted out multiple times over in the premerge phase. Ironically, this is where your game seems to be absolutely horrendous and you have no clue how to play the game properly and the immaturity level needed to remove people unilaterally and sometimes block people for outplaying you and doing the right move at the time of the game is extremely high if it comes to that point.This also extends to people who can't handle being discovered for their stupidity and don't have the gall to do anything about it, like why the fuck did you waste the voters' time then if all you were going to lay down and wait to get blasted? Your presence in the game was pointless and useless.I would also like to point out people who like to jump ship in the game immediately after leaving because they can't handle taking an L, it's ridiculous and pathetic that sportsmanship is a concept that is completely ignored. If you can't handle a little set of lies to further other people in a game, then maybe, just maybe, you shouldn't be playing the damn game. Give it a thought, you'll probably still lose a lot but you can reduce the amount of losses you're taking and maybe salvage your tiny little Donald Trump-like ego (among other things of his that are small).Also, how about those damn sock puppets? We got a kid who loves impregnating himself and wayyyyyy too many famewhore wannabes trying to be relevant like wtf? First off, if you can't bring yourself to be real in your identity that means you can't accept yourself to even participate in some online games. It's absolutely mind-blowing how many damn people got away with it especially when you can play the (OH WELL YOU SEE MY FATHER BANNED MY BROTHER FROM THE COMPUTER BUT NOT ME XD) card. I see you fuckers, you think you're clever? You're as adept as some awful amalgamation of josh sackler and ugnius on acid. Now that thats out of the way i just want to say that for everyone who dared come at me during the course of retribution, you will all receive your special portion in this speech. danielle - lol you got voted out lol your brother broke your space barnick - LOOOOOOOOOOL YOU PLAY WITH YOUR DICK YOU GET HIT IN THE DICK EAT SHIT ethan - on the real i was very disappointed but on the bright side more time for me to pocket you on TF2 and we fail and die because you don't know how to DODGEjordan - rest in fucking pieces but if it makes you feel better you're literally holy mayomichelle - WHY YOU NO TALK TO MEbryce - low-key bbq chicken pizza is pretty damn good but NOT AS GOOD AS VACATION IS AT TAKING YOU OUT OF GAMES HAAAAAAAAAAAA BOW TO THE KING taylor - your ponderosa conversations disturb me on many levels grace - swallow, don't gargleboo - i liked your acting role in retribution, you know the one where you convinced the audience you existed but the pie chart says otherwise BOOlucas - you see lucas you need to learn to swallow like grace you went at it too quickly and C H O K E D but its ok you'll be better in the future just don't do porn  NOW FOR THE HOSTS: kevin - SLANDER AND LIBEL WILL NOT BE TOLERATED, ENJOY YOUR PARCHMENT IT IS EASILY THE MOST SAVAGE OF ALL OF THE ONES I HAVE CREATED tyler - NIGGA GET THE F U C K outta MY FACEBOOK I AM THE ONLY BLACK THAT MATTERS DO YOU KNOW WHY MJ WAS VOTED OUT FIRST? IT WASN'T LUCK IT WAS BECAUSE I NEEDED TO ASSERT MY DOMINANCE AS THE SUPREME MELANIN IN THE GAME YOU'RE NEXT  jamie and sora - you two are a package deal because of your shenanigans i have had enough of your BULLSHIT you think you're funny with all your twists and turns and taunting of the players no no we have had enough of you you little shits you think you can get away with not cleaning your car upholstery after the girl spit all over it sora huh maybe you should have verified she swallowed and swallowed good you have forced my hand you AEPi hating pothead i will have you know that temple is a shitty school and you probably more than likely will be shot up by the philly gangs so have fun with that and for you miss VDW just know that janelle is OVERRATED and once again your legacy has been shut down and your comments have been disproven and i am your god and i am your OG and i am everything you will never be and this is a special message from my good friend mister christopher blue: http://55.media.tumblr.com/e52bf671e0187c6eedcd57d488489f79/tumblr_inline_o3qof9tOsA1s5xoo7_500.gifEAT IT  nuno - What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Survivor ORGs, and I’ve been involved in numerous blindsides on the ORG, and I have over 20 confirmed kills.I am trained in mindfucking warfare and I’m the top player in the entire ORG armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of sheep across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s without all 21 votes on MJ.

Not only am I extensively trained in Survivor strategy, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Skye Islands Amusement Park of Doom and I will use it to its full extent to blindside your miserable ass off the rollercoaster you rode into life, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy RETRIBUTION your little “yannick eats ass” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

06:45, March 10, 2016 (UTC)06:45, March 10, 2016 (UTC)06:45, March 10, 2016 (UTC)06:45, March 10, 2016 (UTC)06:45, March 10, 2016 (UTC)06:45, March 10, 2016 (UTC)06:45, March 10, 2016 (UTC)06:45, March 10, 2016 (UTC)06:45, March 10, 2016 (UTC)06:45, March 10, 2016 (UTC)06:45, March 10, 2016 (UTC)06:45, March 10, 2016 (UTC)06:45, March 10, 2016 (UTC)06:45, March 10, 2016 (UTC)Ymatia (talk) Anyways, my name shall not be slandered anymore. I am a god and you are all beneath me.Remember number 5 on the Ten Commandments of Yeezus: "I am your OG and i will be respected as such." I am the original ass eater. I am free from the child support. I am the G.O.A.T. This was MY domain. Retribution was not a wasted chance, it was an opportunity to bend minds and break wills and I did both things so I am satisfied with the work I put out there despite my placement not being particularly good in the whole scheme of things. Be aware that i am the king of this and you will all come to enjoy my parchments i have made for every single contestant and host that was a part of this season so stay tuned for the anal fisting that you will be receiving. Shoutouts to my fans in the VL, all my haters which I'm sure I have amassed (I will rip you all a new one if I find out if you dislike me for a reason I believe will come to rise), and i would like to give a special thank you to slushies and eggplant emojis, its been real. any ladies out there please drop your kiks i need them especially you fabienne my love  btw i'm voting evan  