Board Thread:Season 39 - Morocco/@comment-30389980-20170405163542/@comment-30945643-20170405192657

I’m doing this for everyone, fuck it.



Joey: Purple Kelly.



Constance: Denise Martin, China. This is really just bc of how you were in the game. Very sweet and earnest but kind of oblivious. Also you played the victim (which Denise TOTALLY DID) a bit during the first round because you’d be hurt that no one was speaking to you, but you just weren’t that active. Then your personal stuff happened and it kind of just happened how it did. Denise is a sweetie so I think this is a compliment personally.



Gevonte: Man, I don’t want to like, overhype your game with this comparison..but I’ll say Todd Herzog. You have the same eagerness and sense of mischief, it was really fun 😊 

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<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Whitney: This is extremely difficult, I’ll say a very equal mix of Ozzy Lusth <p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">and Debbie Wanner. You were completely dominant in challenges, took the lead on a lot of things, had a bit of arrogance like Ozzy, and you are a little bit mischievous and eccentric, with

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Once again, thank you for absolutely nothing Kristen. Peace, jurors!