Board Thread:Season 42/@comment-24603302-20170715201046/@comment-26725365-20170715203840

Clifford: What's the criteria for voting someone out at your first tribal council? First, I ask myself: "Is this person a murderer?" Then I ask myself: "WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY CAST A MURDERER!????????" Then I TELL myself: "Dude. Vote out the murderer." But in our scenario....it's so much harder because I have NO IDEA who IS and who IS NOT a MURDERER!!!! I'm not even sure if I'm a murderer!!!! There was this one time in college...you know how it goes, people are drinking, having sex on IKEA furniture, breaking the Swedish-made tables with their rockin bods... when a bunch of us decided to do a bunch of blue angels. That's when you lift a lighter to your butthole and fart so it shoots out a flame. Something to do with science. Anyways. We were blue-angeling in the IKEA sex den when my buddy Dragon (birth name) set the biggest flame in blue angel history and disappeared like a magician in smoke. Dude ate Taco Bell FOR SURE. Never seen him since. But I ask myself all the time if I am responsible. You see, I was holding the lighter. And I bought him the Taco Bell. And it was my idea to fart with my friends. So..... I guess what I'm trying to say is voting someone out is hard. Especially if you're voting them out of this world. As in murder. The end.