Board Thread:Season 35 - Sri Lanka/@comment-29080840-20160919001257

Let's get this straight. Y'all are in the final 3; therefore, you did something that I didn't. Proud of you. Yay!

COSMO Let me just ask you a simple question: what the FUCK is wrong with you? Do you actually think that I'm in college to fuck around and get wild every night? The reason I talked to you about partying is because it's way more interesting to talk about going out and the typical college lifestyle than talking about how I graduated with honors, with a full IB diploma and a member of the National Honor Society and how I'm not paying tuition because of my scholarship at a business school that is ranked in the top 10 in the country. Kiss. My. Fucking. Ass. Not to mention you're a horrible person! Wtf is up with your analysis of cyber bullying? How can you have such terrible political opinions? I honestly, truly believe you are the human equivalent to the feeling I get when I step on a Lego. You have no life and you never leave your apartment because you are nasty, you don't know how to talk to people and how to not be a prick all the time. All the money in the world doesn't matter if you have no friends, and that is exactly what you are. I honestly pity you. Your analysis of my character just shows how quick you are to judge people. Even your own ally, Michael, wanted to vote you out the second you weren't immune, and you played an idol on his ass! Pathetic! My question to you is: how on earth can you even remotely make me like you enoughd as a person to even consider voting for you based on game? If I even think about your game all I can think about it how much shit everyone talked about you amd how you kept winning when we wanted to vote you out; therefore, your game heavily relied on comp wins. Which isn't a strong game at all. Have fun with your shitty ass life! Hope you pull enough votes from the others because you don't look too good in my book right now.

MICHAEL Honestly you thought I was obsessed with getting you out but I really wasn't? Like that is so weird to me! Idk I wanted you out at around final 10 because I thought Connor was a waste and at final 9 because I thought it would be an easy vote. It really wasn't anything against you specifically, I just thought that people would be on board with voting you out and I was clearly wrong: kudos. By the way, comparing me to Rachel? I'm so offended! I don't even party that much y'all. I have a perfect GPA right now, people! Aside from that, you seem like a sweet, genuine, person, and anyone who can put up for Cosmo for that long clearly has some fuckin patience. You mentioned in your speech how you had a strong strategic game and a strong social game, so I want to know how you feel about the others. My challenge to you: Justify how both of your opponents could win in both strategic and social aspects. Good luck!

FORREST I saved the best for last. Honestly, truly, you were my best friend in this game and everyone knows it. From our meme exchanges to our rants about Cosmo I know I have made a friend for life and I hope you come visit me in Austin! You have a very underrated game and I'm trying to make others see that in you as well. Allison told me that I hung off your dick the entire time LMFAO! I mean tru. I was never ever gonna vote you out even if it meant me losing to you. My question to you is the same format as Michael's, but flipped: Justify how you could win compared to both your opponents in both strategic and social aspects. LOVE YOU SO MUCH! 