Let Me Make an Execution List/Confessionals

Day 7
"yang"

- Oop, the moustache is gone. I have mixed feelings about Bailey’s ouster. On one hand, he’s too social and he was a long-term threat… On the other hand, everyone was aware of that, and therefore, no one planned to go deep into the game with him. I personally think my tribe miscalculated the benefits of getting rid of Bailey this early, but all I can do is give them the benefit of the doubt, at least in public.

Luke lied to me about this vote, which indicates that his gameplay is still influenced by his peen. More specifically, I’m assuming Sam convinced him to go through with the Bailey blindside, but who knows. All I hope is that our tribe does not turn into a trainwreck.

"yang"

- So Bailey got voted out and everyone on my tribe instantly came to me. The last thing Bailey did was call out Sam and I as traitors. Now me and my closest ally are the targets. Lovely. Jessy said she'd protect me, and Sam and I agreed to protect each other. I know Wesley is still loyal after I explained everything to him. Well, it may or may not have been 100% accurate.

Jessy and Sam keep saying stuff like "Don't worry, we got the numbers!". Then comes in Topher, is he REALLY reliable? Probably not. I'm scared that they'll make me turn on Sam next. I can't do that after we promised to look after each other.

We are definitely at the bottom now. Our only hope at this point is to win challenges until the merge. Ugh, I told them voting Bailey was a bad idea.

"none"

- This is probably the first time a moderator's ever given a confessional in a season, but this really needs to be said. I'm just sitting here watching the Heroes converse back and forth about the challenge, thinking it's just U.S. Survivor trivia, when it's actually a Survivor franchise trivia challenge. Seriously, didn't they read the thread, I specifically stated franchises, not seasons. Those two words are not the same thing, and ergo not interchangeable. Are they in for a real shocker when the questions are posted. Boy will they be pissed.

"yang"

- Words can't describe what I was feeling the exact second when I realized Bailey was voted off rather than Topher. What--and I mean WHAT--were they thinking?! Are you kidding me?! It's TOPHER. T-O-P-H-E-R--NOT B-A-I-L-E-Y. And do you wanna know why I feel as though they decided to vote the guy off?! Because of a rumor--spread by the VILLAINS, mind you--that he had an idol. SERIOUSLY?! Bailey hasn't visited Exile ONCE! How in the hell would he have gotten it without...guessing! And I've been guessing since day one and still have nothing. This is so damn ridiculous. Why is it with every alliance I've been apart of this season pretty much go against EVERYTHING they said?! The Late Night Crew with Richie, and now the B.R.A.S. with Bailey. I feel as though I can't trust anymore people on Yang except Natalie, and possibly Andrei. Andrei, I'm unsure of, as I previously wrote his name down, so I don't know. (sigh) I'm having the absolute worst of luck with this game. Why aren't things going my way? I don't ask for much, and I know things going your way in this game can be quite the bargain, but I'm a simple man. I don't ask for much. And this is an occasion where I'm on my knees begging--BEGGING for their for just something to go my way once! I said this once and I'll say it again--this tribe is filled to the absolute brim with the most stupid and paranoid players I have ever seen. These idiots will believe anything you tell them. (laughs)

"yin"

- Yesterday during Exile I checked my page and like three people cheered for me, it felt really nice since I now know people are rooting for me for other reasons than me being their friends... It means that from what people see of my gameplay they are liking me and actually want me to win this game. It just gave those extra grams of energy to actually play a with a good gameplay. I'm not gonna blackmail Eddie, I'm not gonna throw people under the bus in a stupid way and I'm going to think how I can stop my torch from getting snuffed.

Moving on, I saw that Nokomis got voted out and it made me happy because he did from little to nothing in challenges and it would have pissed me off that anybody else would have gone, even Eddie has done better in camp rather than Nokomis. Like Nokomis was in his own little town, in his own little country, in his own little planet, in his own little solar system, in his own little... You get it!

Anyways here is my plan for now, I gave the hint of the challenge being a quiz to my tribe mates so they see I am willing to help and instead of keeping stuff to myself I will share them. But the moron of Uli started calling em a nut for causing people to get nervous for the challenge. Then Uli started saying he would flip to the heroes and stuff like that pissing Adam pretty badly. I think that his personality is getting on people's nerves and I may be able to use it to send him home. Because seriously the hosts seem to be going in the creative and team work side of challenges and the only time Uli was helpful was in the doors challenge. He may be good at quizzes too but I seriously don't see any more quizzes coming out soon. But the idiot of Eddie seems to love Uli and it's not even fair because Uli constantly fires shots and his personality is... Gross and unbearable. Seriously he must go because A) He is a flipper B) He is a loudmouth C) He is just annoying!

I am taking Survivor Trivia notes at the moment to make me be able to move faster in the challenge and surprise my tribe with a good performance. Now that I think about it... That reward would be perfect if it included a sewing kit to sew Uli's lips!

"yang"

- So Sam and I have been arguing about stuff lately. She disagrees with a lot of my strategies and such. And she's not a big fan of my teenage practical jokes either. Her twenty-year oldness really shows.

Well Jessy and I pulled an all-nighter together waiting for the reward challenge. It was a good bonding experience. I discussed with her about voting next and she said they'd actually let me discuss voting with them this time. So my plan is to target either of the following people:

Noah - The guy who's extremely easily ticked off and refuses to talk to me after last Tribal.

Sole - The rat that always tells people when their name comes up.

It would be smart to take out Andrei, since he's quite obviously with Uli. But I need to keep Wesley's trust. He'd be 1000x less hesitant to vote either Noah or Sole rather than Andrei.

Another thing has concerned me, Uli told me earlier if a winner makes Final Tribal Council, they'll most certainly win. Probably means Sam and I are somewhat f*cked. But I must continue to socialize and protect my allies. I would very much like to go all the way with Jessy and Sam. If there is a secret females alliance, they probably think of me as a pawn. If that's the case, I'm gonna go with it. It'll get me to the merge at least. Then everything will change.

Another thing happened, I talked with Eddie. All of my allies just about, hate him to death. But he said he would love to work with Sam and I after a switch or merge. This is very good, especially because he supposedly has the idol. We may very well need him if we want to bring down the Villains.

"yang"

- The reward challenge was a Survivor trivia challenge, which I thought would be up my alley until I found out it also covered international versions… So it’s really a research challenge. As fate would conveniently have it, Uli is my opponent of the day. Considering he is post-grad student, he is used to doing research and whatnot, so that kind of gives him the edge in this chalenge. Nevertheless, I would be damned if I let him out-score me, so I will use my nerdiness to slay him.

"yang"

- Mission accomplished… Almost. I may have beat Uli, but our tribe was not able to get it together and actually win the Reward challenge. It sucks a little for morale, and it’s really annoying me in particular because I’m pretty sure Bailey would’ve been able to do well in this challenge, so there’s that. It doesn’t matter too much because Reward Challenges are pointless at this point, but still, a win would’ve been nice.

Day 8
"yang"

- Get this--the Villains sent me to Exile, right? Thinking with my best judgement that things would finally work out for me, as in, Topher would be voted out, I selected the advantage in the next challenge, thinking for the tribe. It's the nice and genuine thing to do after all, right? Anyway, so my time in Exile is over, Bailey is gone, and the Reward Challenge gives us a three point advantage. Oh, it's also smart for me to mention that Joan also picked the advantage. Here's when the funny part kicks in. I'm at work, and I can't use my phone for the absolute life of me, or I'll get fired. It's as simple as that. I can't communicate with my tribe, and they SIT ME OUT. Are you kidding me?! You sat out the guy who HAD THE ADVANTAGE FOR YOU TRIBE. So damn impatient--I can't stand ANY OF THEM. Oh, and as you can probably guess at this point, we lost the challenge. Just great. I'm getting pretty damn tired of losing all of these challenges. Everyone's so impatient, at times bitchy and full of ego. This is absolutely ridiculous. You know, this isn't what I had in mind at all when I wanted to return to this game for revenge and redemption from Anarchy. This just sucks...I hate it. (sigh)

"yang"

- Something is rotten in the state of Batanes.

Jessy told me she wants to vote Wesley if we lose. That is just asking for a world of pain. She doesn't listen to reason much either. But if I want to stay in the game and keep Jessy and Sam with me, we need Wesley. I trust him more than everyone combined. It might be time to call a quits on this alliance. If Wesley goes, all it takes is an idol and I'm screwed. Plus, we'll lose the trust of Andrei, Noah and Sole completely. They might even flip Topher.

Plus, at a switch or a merge, we'll be f*cked when all our allies flip on our untrustworthy asses. But I was able to talk Jessy out of voting Noah at the first Tribal with the help of Sam. Maybe I can do the same here. Time to go get Sam!

"yin"

- I feel like complete shit and I just want to die in pain... I am the most stupid person ever why did I even trust Jo with that information. I'd consider the option of quitting the game but I don't want more drama to happen.

I'd consider the option of asking people to vote me out but I don't want people to know I want to go home because that is as bad as quitting. I'm pretty sure people want me gone anyways... I'm just so stupid. Like I've been legit laying in my bed feeling like shit for a while now and this is just getting to hard for myself... I dug myself a grave and I guess I will have to stay in it...

"yin"

- Soleeee dangit -_- looks like we won't be working with each other this season :/ Not much you can do when someone refuses to share any (even minor) information with you. Oh well, I'll at least continue being on Sole's good side so I can maybe work with him to some extent at the merge. I remember our first convo when we stepped on the beach. I was like "SOLE! Looks I can't wait to work with you again this season!" and he was like "Haha! We have to get to the merge first"...not exactly the answer you wanted to hear, but yeah, my new plan is to remain on Eddie's good side so I have connections with Sam and LP when we get to the merge. Afterwards, I'll do my usual thing where I become everyone's #1 ally until I see my chance to take them out in the end :) Time to continue being the Villain With A Smile!

"yang"

- My position in this game might be in jeopardy atm. I voted for Topher and he didn't go home. Wes, Andrei, Noah and myself are now probably outsiders unless the tribe is willing to eliminate Topher next round. Natalie is a very close ally but I'm not sure what to think of her at the moment. She's not contributing much to challenges and she won't even vote with me. On top of that apparently she's in an alliance of herself, Jessy, Sam and Luke. I have no idea why she just blurted that out and then went on to say 'we don't make decisions until the time comes'. I hope Andrei has the idol because that foursome needs to be broken up! I'm sitting here hoping I'm valuable enough in the challenges that if I am in the minority they'd vote out Wes or Noah before me. Fingers crossed!

"yin"

- I don't wanna be the idiot who dies after trying to fight a cornered mouse. As we all know, a cornered mouse always strikes back. In this case, our cornered mouse is Joan. If Uli is the sleeping dragon, then Joan is the cornered mouse...I think you can take a guess on who I'm more scared of. But anyway, Joan is the person who I need to make sure is 100% assured and thinks he's in power so that he won't fight like a mouse, so I'm playing a little dirty. I told Joan that I flipped and that I wanna side with him just so I can get info, when in reality, I have no intention on ditching the legion of doom...despite the terrible name...omg, how the hell did I go from an alliance with a badass name like Secret Society or A-Team to....legion of doom -_-.

But anyway, I told Joan that I got Eddie paranoid about Uli. So Joan is gonna vote Uli and I'm gonna make sure nobody else votes for him. I brought up this idea to Uli with his name and all because he loves having his name tossed around and because I didn't want any rumors floating around after Joan is voted out about how I wanted Uli gone, which would DEFINITELY make Uli distrust me...distrust from a sleeping dragon is deadly.

"yang"

- I think my game is going down the drain... I told Andrei about the alliance between Jessy, Natalie, Sam and Luke and then Andrei ran and told them I told him. I need this immunity to stay three more days... If we lose I have to either cling on to a majority when I'm clearly on the outside or I need to form my own majority. If I take option 1 I'll be rallying to take out either Topher or Noah. If I form my own majority I'll have to try and pull Topher/Andrei/Natalie in with Noah, Wes and I to take out either Jessy, Sam or Luke. I'm so frustrated that my game is going down so quickly when I knew I had a chance to win this game. I really want to finish on a high but at this stage it doesn't look like that's going to happen... Hopefully my challenge performances can buy me a few more days!

"yin"

- Yeahp, literally 10 minutes after sending my last confessional. I got info about the cross tribal alliance. It's LP, Sam, Eddie, Noah (probably more than just those 4). This is getting too easy that I think it's a trap =))

"yin"

- Ok I think each day that passes I'm going crazier. This is madder than a hatter. So we loose immunity thanks to Cleopatra and Bartley not submitting. The first thing that happens is Alejandro plotting against Uli, an obvious lie to make sure I don't try shit and just vote Uli which is an obvious lie because I went to talk to Eddie after that and Eddie said he wanted Jerby. Like seriously you ignore those two lazy hoes and decide to vote for the active members of the tribe? Guys grow a pair, and I don't mean a pair of ball but a pair of neurons which will do a better job than the rubbish you have inside your head right now!

I tried to make the target Bartley with both Eddie and Alejandro but failed. Like Alejandro was like "Nononono this is a bad idea we have the plan set." and I'm inside my head "Bitch please I was the leader of my alliance I know the shit you are pulling one and it's called the Shephard's Road." If he believes I can swallow such a pile of bullshit he is very wrong. Alejandro here goes a little tip from somebody that is way younger than you but has managed to outsmart you: Next time you try to fill somebody's head with bullshit by telling me somebody else want to target somebody at least tell that somebody you told me so.

Next comes Eddie who I am pretty sure is into mature men and still has the little self esteem that activates his bully genes to retort in Andrei's face the fact is dating a man that is older than him. Like bitch please the entire ORG knows you used to have a hardcore in the meth addict of Alfons. Also the fact that thanks that Alfons felt lust towards him he made it to this season and condemned us to the eternal happiness we are going through. Like ok now I summarized Eddie's love story with Alfons, now I have the sequel: Bartley! Like Bartley told us his grandmother died some days ago and at first I was like aw poor Bart. But now I am like FairPlay much. He kills two birds from a shot, he frees himself from taking part of the challenges and since Eddie is so up his ass he is immune at Tribal. Like I bet if I did something similar everybody would be like "Let's vote out Joan!" but nope! It's Bartley! The guy from the season that has not finished yet and we know nothing about! Yay we are so smart because we are keeping the guy that hasn't done shit in challenges just cause your self proclaimed majesty Eduarda La Zorra said so!

Like Eddie stresses the shit out of me in this game. He is cool outside the game but seriously he decides to keep Bartley over an active member! If it came down to me against Bartley guess who would go? Bartley! Yes because Eddie is into fucking old men. The thing that made me think that Bartley is lying because Miguel told me that Bartley doesn't care what people think about him and he could perfectly be pulling such a cruel joke on us. If the tribe was actually smart they'd think "Bartley is in pain and he doesn't have time for this fucking game so lets just get rid of this stone inside his chest and free him from this useless thing!" Because not gonna lie but Bartley right now doesn't need a stressful game filled with backstabbing and lying when his grandmother has passed away.

Next chapter of The Minority Chronicles! Aly or Cleopatra, how I enjoy calling her. If the hosts didn't receive your fucking score it was because you submitted late! Like you are either inside this game or your are out of it. People that are in and deserve to be in submit and follow the game. People that don't pull a Cleopatra and just pose pretty while everybody else does the work. Like all the challenges so far have been me busting my ass and trying to help while Aly has done nothing! She is worse than Morgan because Morgan actually participated in challenges! We are getting Ulonged if Bartley and Cleopatra don't leave... Like no kidding look at Savanes, they kept the weak and only a few did the challenges and they didn't work as a team. I don't want this to be Savanes, I want this to be Lagunes where everything worked fine and despite being the target to boot, just like in here, I could just relax and later work my ass off on the challenges just like my entire tribe! But noooooo we gotta have only poor Joan working his ass off, helping the others and stoping shit from happening while the others sun tan and drink the coconuts they ask me to open!

If I was a quitter I would quit to annoy them shitless and see how they crumble as they decided to keep the weak. Like I bet anybody reading this understand what I feel, being active and still having a target on my back. Donate your love to me by feeling bad for me when you read this confessional months after my pain has ended because it will be around October when they post confessionals, sorry hosts but it's the truth... You kinda post confessionals when people have lost their interest in the season...

Wow this is better than a massage... I feel super relaxed... I gotta do this more often...

"yang"

- Flappy Bird? For real? This challenge is going to be a trainwreck. I know Adam’s best score is pretty decent, I know Alejandro is good at these games, so it’s going to be a scary one, because our tribe does not seem to be thrilled about this.

I can get a decent score, I’m just hoping it’ll be good enough for our tribe to be safe. If at least one of us can also do well, I’m happy.

Day 9
"yang"

- Welp I got very nervous for nothing! The other tribe also happened to hate Flappy Bird, so I guess… Cheers to Flappy Bird’s frustrating qualities!

Joan has been caught trying to play both sides like a flop-ass trainwreck. One one hand, he’s telling the Villains that he’s giving his all in challenges and really wants them to win. On the other hand, he’s telling us how much he hates his tribe and asks us to send him to Exile Island… Just… Get it together, sloppy pie. You’re not fooling anyone: you’re a loose canon and you’re only out for yourself.

"yang"

- Eddie has been stepping up his social game. Because the One World twist is in play, he felt like having a massive Skype conversation with the whole cast, which means I need to be a part of that… And therefore, interact with Eddie. It’s been going pretty well, I’ve had a chance to address why I found him extra, and we’re Snapchat buddies now I guess, but that’s not to say I trust him. He’s as good as burnt toast in terms of my gameplay, but if I can be cordial with him, I guess that’s a good thing.

"yang"

- Ah, yes. The number eighty-eight. It's quite the number, wouldn't you agree? I mean, think about it! In Chinese culture, the number symbolizes good luck and fortune. And these two things are things I'm definitely needing as I continue my adventure in this game! Specifically, good luck. Fortune on the other hand? We'll discuss this later. Anyway, I feel as though as of now, my position within Yang is definitely respectable. I say this because of all of the countless Skype calls I've been in with members of both Yin and Yang, and I've heard that Topher could still possibly be on the bottom. Maybe Natalie, too. If anything, my goal is to have both of 'em gone before I bite the dust. There's no way they're sticking around before me! Playing with the two of them here on Heroes vs. Villains definitely makes me wonder why they got as far as they did in both of their seasons. They're just...socially awkward, if you know what I mean. And one of the key aspects of being a Survivor player is to have a great social game about you. Tsk, tsk, tsk. We'll see how things play out--but until the next time Yang goes to Tribal? I'm going to be enjoying this sweet, sweet immunity. (laughs)

"yin"

- As of right now, just going with the flow. No need to rock the boat when I am in a perfectly good position. I have everyone feeling I'm in their back pocket and it's great. BTW I DID SEND IN A SCORE LMAO

"yang"

- So Eddie somehow found out Sam and I are together and told Alejandro, and called us a "dynamic duo". This may or may not be a very bad thing.

Also thanks to Andrei, we were able to confirm Sole is spreading rumors around camp. Especially about me, for some reason. Sam and I believe he found out about our girls alliance thanks to Natalie. I pitched to our alliance to vote out Sole if we lost, but they wanted Wesley due to Sole being too physically useful. After all, his score alone basically won that last challenge for us.

Just got to be careful. Anyone can flip at any time.

"yang"

- So we won the Immunity Challenge today, probably the most important challenge yet because we are now in an advantage with majority 9-8. It's a small advantage, but it will be made up for in the long run. Lots of things are being talked about. Natalie told Sole about the alliance of her, Sam, Topher, LP and I and Sole told Andrei, and Andrei asked Sam about it. I am completely flustered with Natalie at the moment. Like are you kidding me? You don't need to tell someone about an alliance we have, or get another vote, because we're all 100% loyal. Topher knows the others want him gone, I control Luke's vote, and Sam is basically on the same thinking as me. We're both controlling the votes on the downlow, while they're pissed off at Luke for looking like he did something. No, he didn't do anything. He's not strategic at all. The real strategic mindsets in this situation are Sam and I, we are thinking about the long run + which threats should be taken out. Let me make an execution list...This is how I would want it to go

Heroes:

Natalie - 7th Luke - 5th Sam - 8th Sole - 2nd Noah - 4th Topher - 6th Andrei - 1st Wesley - 3rd

Basically I want all the 3/4 timers gone. Please leave, we do not want your kind here.

Villains:

Adam - 2nd Alejandro - 3rd Aly - 9th Uli - 1st Joan - 8th Eddie - 5th Miguel - 7th Jerby - 4th Bartley - 6th

We have to start thinking, are we on the lower part of the totem pole? Are we going to win in jury against that person? Even though it's early in the game, we have to.