Board Thread:Season 39 - Morocco/@comment-30945643-20170329173735

Let's try to get through this with minimal ass kissing, shall we..







 Joey, you know the 3 days we shared in Morocco were so special to me, I’m not never going to forget you and all the moments we had, Joey. Or Jose, whoever you are.

 Constance, we talked a good deal and it looked like we could possibly work together, but obviously life got in the way and you weren’t able to be as active as you would have liked. I know you still did your best and fought to get further. I’m sorry we didn’t get the chance to really play together, and that your season was marred by things you couldn’t control.

 Gevonte! Oh man I fucked you over so bad, I am SO SORRY. I loved the fire that you brought to the game, you obviously enjoy the fuck out of strategy and scheming just like I do and that was a blast to be around. I want viewers to know that you really didn’t play like a 3rd boot, you just trusted me and I sold you out. Your performance in El Salvador is waaaaaaaaaay more indicative of who you are as a player, I hope you get a second chance because I’m sorry that I screwed up your first one :(

 Dalton, idk much about you as a player but man I just did not trust you. You got screwed with that swap and I know you scrambled, for what it’s worth you got pretty close to making it through that tribal.

 Malik, we talked sooooo much. The whole process of getting you off of the block during the 4th tribal was fucking nerve wracking but you killed it. The only reason you went next was because Aras poured on the charm with Anna and Zak, and I felt like they’d lose their trust in me if I fought to save you again. Not a very good excuse, I know.

 Ben, you know you’re my fucking dude. You were one of the people I talked to most in Original Zibaq and I feel like we really clicked. I was really concerned when you got screwed by the swap, and your boot just made the whole first part of the merge bittersweet for me. Sweet because I got to avenge the fuck out of you. You were a pleasure to be around, funny, intense, really likable, and you have a great strategic mindset. You were in my opinion the best of the premerge, and you need to show what you’ve got on another ORG and then come the fuck back on the Main because you’ve got a lot going for you as a personality and a player.

 Scotty, I hear you’re an alt juror so I’ll try to be nice just in case Kristen quits or some shit. Going into the merge you were the Najma that I was super nervous about, the perception was that you were this cold strategist that was calling the shots. From what I saw it does look like you’re pretty good strategically, but you’re also just a really cool guy. I had a good time talking to you for the short time we were together. You fucked my boy Rood so you had to go, but it could have easily gone the other way if Aras and Whitney were able to get along. You just had a shitty deal, and I maintain that if you had a better manga you might have made it through the merge vote.

 Kristen, lol idk what to say. I think I just approached the game in a very different way than you did, and when I tried to help you and you just kept telling Whitney everything I said, it was the most aggravating thing for me. I just didn’t understand why, and I said some arguably funny, but pretty mean things to you so I’m sorry for making this experience any less special for you. I did love fighting with you though, you gotta admit we brought the drama.

 Zak, hot damn I really felt like you were my nemesis for a while. You were pretty fucking ridiculous during every swap tribal, and I just could not get over how pushy and difficult you were for those few weeks. I really feel like you dislike me, and I know you were waiting to blindside me so honestly it felt really good to send you home. Send nudes, I guess.

 Whitney. You basically defined every part of all of our lives for about a month, which means that I am so fucking tired of talking about you, but I’ll try to fight through this. We had such an off again - off again relationship and I disagree with how you approached the competitive aspect of the game sometimes, but you know I appreciate how much you cared. Sometimes I felt like you were the only person that lived and breathed this shit as much as I did, and it really wasn’t as satisfying as I would have liked when you went. I know you wanted the win but let’s be honest you love the attention! And I have a feeling that you’re going to be really iconic for more than a few people after this is all done, which is kind of poetic considering the (usually deserved) hate that you got from the cast.





<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;line-height:1.38;"> Also thanks for telling everyone I was going to win before you left, JFC Whitney. That was soooo helpful for my game. Guess who got votes every tribal after that? This guy -_-

<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;line-height:1.38;"> Arass, I’ve missed you man! You and I played a looot of this game together, and I’ve told you before that I think you’re a good guy and it was an honor to compete against you. I know you were frustrated at how you never could shake the perception of being the big threat, it was really just because you were solid in every aspect at the game and it was palpable how much you wanted the win. You got 5-1’d, but I had to really work for the few rounds prior to that vote to prevent you from blindsiding me. You were fucking hard to beat, dude. Good on you, you played a great game.

<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;line-height:1.38;"> Romain, we played together the whole game. Never got separated. We clashed a lot over strategy because we’re both pretty pushy, but I appreciate that we were still able to make it work and take out a lot of people together.

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<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;line-height:1.38;"> Nah just kidding. This was a really intense, competitive season and you made it fun. Maybe not for Kristen and Whitney, but still. You’re hilarious, perceptive, genuine, and I absolutely believe that you’re the best player in the game. God do you suck at flash games though.

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<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;line-height:1.38;">To Anna and Tate. I'm looking forward to trashing both of you nerds in this final round, BUT, I'm glad that each of us recognized how special this Finale was. I hope I'm not being presumptive by saying that the three of us with Brett made for a really competitive Final Four, we've all played really great games in our own way and there's no way for this season to have an anticlimactic winner at this point. I have a ton of respect for both of you, thank you for putting up with me for this whole process. <ac_metadata title="Will&#039;s Rites of Passage"> </ac_metadata>