Board Thread:Season 12 - All-Stars/@comment-4190137-20140113134318/@comment-24207263-20140113233152

Lily, here is the pickle story xD

"Once upon a time, on a very cold and scary night, a baby pickle was born. But this was no ordinary pickle. It had..Powers. It could control almost anything it wanted. It sent all of its siblings to Macdonalds to be put into 99p burgers. Its was a horrid sight. One night the pickle finally snapped.......In two. One half still had a mind, but the other was alas, a pickle.  The pickle was named Guadelupe Tickledatpickle. It was not like any pickles at all it was brown and mushy. It was like the pickle and somebodies poo had sex. One day when Guadelupe was in a pickle jar it decided too go to Mcdonalds in Mexico or America, lets say new Mexico. It saw things that twisted its mind. Guadelupe was never the same, when it returned home it drunk 39 liters of bleech. It was Guadelupes time too get eaten. She was put in a burger where the cheese and ketchup was having fun with the dead pickle, not in a sexual way tho when the burger was served too a guy named Philup. When he ate the burger Philup was poised too death. The Guadelupe pickles were not over yet.

 Today there are 800000000000000000000000000 Guadelupe pickles served.





 AND THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU"