Board Thread:Season 36 - Tikal/@comment-24603302-20161015215638/@comment-26896797-20161017193434

Hey Felix!

''' I want you to get dirty and messy. I want you to go through every single person in this cast and name the thing you liked the least about them, Really tear into them, also insult your final two companions and yourself. Be Fun. '''

Okay, guys, don't take this too personal, I'm doing it for Felix. :p

Andy: I thought I had a good relationship with you until you wanted to target me, like are you fucking kidding me? Since then I wanted your head on a platter and it happened whoops I guess you're a flop first boot

Cameron: Cam you were my first ally but you suck at this game, sending c/p messages to everyone like wtf? I'm glad he was second out bc he would've been dead weight to carry on

Katherine: Is she dead? If she's not, then she's a selfish bitch who was invisible af

Grant: Boriiiiiing *yawn* I actually don't remember anything about him

Tucker: ATTENTION WHORE WARNING! Bitch was so fucking annoying and was always spamming the tribe chat, he suck at this game too and was a floppy mess bye

Mel: I already played with her before and she was a fucking idiot and a controlling bitch, guess she never changed

Mary: Pre-merge and still on the jury? Bitch doesn't deserve it.

Lexi: She has never watched Survivor and she still playing, who does that? I guess karma's a bitch so that's why she got idoled out :)))

Scott: Boring, bland, white alpha male, as soon as I saw his manga I was like “omg he looks like all the other winners” well apparently not bc he was idoled out too, it hurts right?

Felix: ATTENTION WHORE WARNING! Yeah I know you hate Tucker but you're the same as him, I said I never answered when you called me out in the tribe chat bc I don't like fights but it's also bc I didn't want to feed the attention whores, and you're goaty gameplay didn't even pay off bc I got your ass out, sorry not sorry :)))

Anna: Meh. She wasn't even capable to hide her alliance with you Felix, she sucks and that's why I blindsided her

John: Ugh another alpha male on Vatanchu and he won challenges too, it was like Joe Anglim all over again and I hate Joe, so John had to fucking go

Michael: My goat <3

Christine: As fake as faux-fur, bitch was always playing the victim card like “omg it's all your fault that I flipped guys :'(((“ bitch you flipped bc you're an idiot, get over it!

Claire: Arrogant bitch thought she had the game already won at F5, welp that's too bad she couldn't win the FIC, hope she's gonna flop in Archetypes

Linus: Bitch I never gave up, when you “hinted” that you should flipped to us I couldn't trust you bc you're an arrogant asshole and a lying whore that never voted with me this entire fucking game so don't you even dare talk about me that way bc you would've gone home without these lucky immunities

Joanna: Villain? LOL more so cartoonish villain, you're doing a horrible FTC performance telling people you actually never liked them

Marie: Fucking idiot who couldn't think for herself and always had to ask her allies about everything, as much as a goat as the other two, she sucks at this game and should be ejected for her uselessness.

That's it, sorry everyone, that was an interesting question xD