Board Thread:Season 26 - Java/@comment-26156423-20150511214758

Hello Mikey, hello Chris. Nice to see both of you again, i hope you're all well! SYKE. I hate this final two. Me and Michelle deserve to be here more than both of you, IMO. However, you both earned your seats there, so i'll stop being bitter and salty and move on.

'''MIKEY! '''Edward? I don't know your name. You're either Mikey, or a megalomaniac, sociopath Nazi General named Edward. Let's all hope you're Mikey for our own sakes. Personally, i feel like you probably spent too much time smoking weed out in the back alley of a neighbourhood with some of your illuminati peeps to be paying attention to the game, because you only messaged me when you absolutely needed to.

Now, onto my questions/demands

'-Why were you grounded during the FIC? '

'-How much do you love the illuminati? '

'-How much weed did you smoke in the duration of this game? Do you smoke any at all? '

'-What did you even do in this game? Please be honest, because I have no idea what you did. You messaged me during the Alex vote, saying "Lol, alex and chris still control me XD". Were you playing your own game? Or were you playing Chris' game? '

'-Find me the funniest video you possibly can on the internet. It can be of anything. '

'-Compliment all of the jurors (especially me) Don't give them a blowoff "You were nice??? Idk" kind of compliment. It needs to be a thorough, thought out compliment.  '

Here's an example of one I wrote for you:

Mikey, You seem like a really cool guy. We didn't talk that much, and although you didn't have a very conventional strategy,it got you to the final 2. I think you deserve that seat, and I wish you the best of luck.

'''Please answer all of these questions. I expect 6 answers, as there are 6 questions/demands. If I see 5 answers instead of 6, my vote is automatically going to Chris. '''

Chris: Chris, Chris, Chris. You were playing a "loyal" game, in my eyes in the early merge. The Xavier/Trent vote seemed to be organized by you. You never wanted to stray away from the easy path, which is understandable considering that you were the leader of the pack, so to say. However, this is not something i'd be expecting from you, considering your personality. You are considered to be a fucking mean person. You accuse people of doing things that they haven't done, you message people who have been voted out of the game, you make people share their parchments with you when things don't go your way. Personally, after entering Ponderosa, I lost almost all of my respect to you. After I found out how you treated everyone else, I was quite disgusted. However, I am willing to put that behind me after these questions are answered.

Now. Onto my questions/demands

'-Why were you so mean? Was that your strategy, or just your plain personality? '

'<span style="color:rgb(55,62,77);font-family:helvetica,arial,'lucidagrande',sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:15.3599996566772px;white-space:pre-wrap;">-You had to only rely on immunity at the end of the game, and when I came to you asking who you were voting out, you brushed me off and called me a liar/flip flopper. You wouldnt let me explain why I was asking, but I was trying to strike a deal with you. Why were you isolating yourself? Why did you not want to hear anyone out? '

'<span style="color:rgb(55,62,77);font-family:helvetica,arial,'lucidagrande',sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:15.3599996566772px;white-space:pre-wrap;">-Apologize. Just, admit that you might have been mean even if you don't think that you have been. '

'<span style="color:rgb(55,62,77);font-family:helvetica,arial,'lucidagrande',sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:15.3599996566772px;white-space:pre-wrap;">-Compliment all of the jurors (especially me) Don't give them a blowoff "You were nice??? Idk" kind of compliment. It needs to be a thorough, thought out compliment. '

<span style="color:rgb(55,62,77);font-family:helvetica,arial,'lucidagrande',sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:15.3599996566772px;white-space:pre-wrap;">Here's an example of one i wrote for you:

<span style="color:rgb(55,62,77);font-family:helvetica,arial,'lucidagrande',sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:15.3599996566772px;white-space:pre-wrap;">Chris, you were an excellent competitor. You were able to survive rocks, and weeks of possibly being voted out. You went out and went ham on those immunity challenges, and got yourself to the f2. You deserve to be sitting there, and I applaud your gameplay.

'''<span style="color:rgb(55,62,77);font-family:helvetica,arial,'lucidagrande',sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:15.3599996566772px;white-space:pre-wrap;">Just like Mikey, I have 4 questions/demands here. I expect 4 answers. Not 3, not 2. 4 answers. If you don't have 4, my vote is automatically going to Mikey. '''

<span style="color:rgb(55,62,77);font-family:helvetica,arial,'lucidagrande',sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:15.3599996566772px;white-space:pre-wrap;">Good luck to you both! <ac_metadata title="Danielle&#039;s Jury Speech"> </ac_metadata>