Board Thread:Season 13 - Anarchy/@comment-24214604-20140214024328

First of all I have to congratulate the three of you on making to those three seats that the other 17 of us would love to be sitting in. I was blindsided really hard out of this game and when someone gets blindsided with that, usually feelings are hurt. Drew and Jerby hurt me greatly. However, I take pride in being a jury member and my vote is going to the person who has played the best game for 39 days. The person ho's name that will be on my parchment will be the person who Outwitted, Outplayed, and Outlasted the best. I've learned a lot playing this game and I have had 12 days (real time) to think about this so with all this being said, I have some questions for each of you.

Drew- So I know that I tried to get a group together to blindside you down the road and you caught me first, and got me out, so congratulations on that. I also know that we had the idol halves for the majority of this game. We had the inside scoop and the alliance with Jerby and I thought we would be going deeper into the game than what we did, and that sucked. However, I feel like you played an amazing game and I know that you would have taken the cake for sure had you gotten rid of Jerby instead of Sam so why not make that move with immunity around your neck and final 4? Also my second question is, I feel like you and Jerby played very similar games. I would like you to tell me the reason why Jerby should not get my vote tonight.

Jerby- Much like Drew we talked a lot about life in general as the two of you really got close to me. So, at the final 8 tribal, our alliance was us, Sam, Nokomis, and Noah. And clearly as Drew was your biggest threat, why not stick with us for that vote? Also, after I was ousted, you fed Drew not one, but TWO idols (really 1.5, but who's counting) So why not take him out at F6 or F5 and keep the idol pieces to yourself? I feel like had you done that, you also could have easily taken a win tonight. You helped your biggest opponent as far as threatening players go, and I was a bit confused by that. Finally, much like I asked Drew, why shouldn't Drew get my vote?

Jonathan- Wow man, okay so if I offend any small children or families reading this, let me apologize in advance:

What the fuck dude? I feel like you could go down as the most clueless player in ORG history. From you handing the idol to Ahad, to you voting against me in Tagaloa AND Atonga, when clearly that would just make you look like a retard who literally fucked himself of any chance of winning on day 5. You are the Natalie to Boston Rob, the Mick Trimming to Natalie White, the Cassandra to Earl, I mean the list goes on and on. So my question to you is, why did you run back to Drewby like a fucking 6 year old does to the teacher when another kid pushed the other kid down on the playground? You were that ass of a person that ruined everyone else's game just so you can sit there where your sitting right now and look pretty and after reading this you will probably tell me to go fuck myself and that you don't want my vote anyway. So my next request is that you make a list of the players who are more deserving of your spot than you are (I would make the list pretty fucking long if I were you). The reason for that is, you didn't make one move the entire time and you have absolutely no dirt on you what so ever. So you sat there pretty while these two guys here worked their asses off to make it here and you were just like that guy in sports who didn't run back on defense and as a basketball aficionado, that is absolutely pitiful.

Okay so now that I'm done laying it into you, I would like to give you the chance to tell me your strategy and why it is worth my vote, and why the other two do not deserve it. I am not counting you out Jonathan, if you mother fucking FLAW ME with your answer and the other two give me crap, I will vote for you. Not even kidding, as hard as it is to believe. Okay, there, I think I'm done, sorry to be so long winded.

OH ONE MORE THING JONATHAN, THE GAME OF SURVIVOR IS OUTWIT OUTPLAY OUTLAST. UNLIKE YOUR VERSION OF OUTGOAT OUTSUCK AND OUTASSKISS

No hard feelings guys especially after I got that off of my chest. I had a blast with this Survivor experience and I love all of you. You guys are like a second family to me, and I'm taring up as I write this last sentence because I don't want this to end. This is not the last that the ORG will see of me but for now, farewell, and stay in touch.

Sincerely, Tyler 