Board Thread:Season 51 - The Caribbean/@comment-26244999-20190211233718

"sparrow"

- ppl think i have this anyway so im gonna do this just to be safe



"sparrow"

- Hello everyone, so well, I should probably introduce myself real quick first because Sofianita once called me "Jake WHO" as she gracefully left our tribe chat for three and a half hours. Well, I'm Jake, sometimes Ry. On rare occasions condescending fuck, but it's been a while since I got that one. Anyway, the point is I'd like to play something real quick... Jake shuffles over to where the hosts are standing, their collective looks of disgust and disdain for Jake looking especially vibrant in tonight's firelight. He reaches down into his pants for an umcomfortably long amount of time before...he whips out his big... ... ... CHUNGUS BigChungus.jpg Ahh, I had you all fooled. Did you think I, Jake DATBOI, would leave an auction without purchasing the Big Chungus? Well, I did but long story short is that it's mine now an you can't have it. Oh, and also I have one more thing to play... Jake reaches back into his pants as the cast starts to exchange very uncomfortable glances at each other. Finally, he pulls it out with one final sentence,

"If Elmo didn't waste his idol please shoot me in the nuts"







 