Board Thread:Season 42/@comment-26244999-20170906210014

Well, well, well... When I saw you as the top 2, I was impressed that we had a solid final 2 to choose between! Then I read 2 of the most delusional and anger inducing speeches I’ve ever read (I had to make notes just to remember to point out every part of your delusions), I will go slightly easy on you though, I will only point out lies or stupidity for when I had some involvement, anything else I’ll let the other people you discredited drag you for. So, let’s start with Jake! Honestly, I love you as a person but this speech... damn You literally could have had the easiest ride to getting my vote to win... then your speech happened. So tell me, when did you start intending to claim most of my merge game play as your own? Because the amount of my game you claimed in your speech is insane.

Let’s summarise.

1)	Final 12, the anti-majority! – You cannot even pretend to think you put this together, because the construction of it came from me and Jenna, I pulled in you and Priscilla, she pulled in Sim, and we both locked Hannah in with us as best we could in the moment. So what part of this did you organise?

2)	Your successful vote read at the final 11? Care to reassess who discovered I was getting the votes? Because I seem to recall in our chat with Sim that I told you Jace was acting off to me, and several other majority members were too, and that I was getting the votes, granted you played the idol, but by no means did you read where the votes were going to, because that was me.

3)	Jenna and Priscilla’s return to us at the final 10 had nothing to do with you, it was actually because when people were openly berating them, I was doing a thing I like to call being a decent human being, since I genuinely liked both of them as people. And I’m 99% sure that’s why they even gave us a second glance.

4)	You had no intention of playing that reset idol at final 8, because you bought into all the lies Cliff was feeding you, while I was actually talking around and finding out what was really happening, and it basically took me scaremongering you (by saying I’d voted for you) for you to even use it that round

5)	At the final 7 in your speech I recall you mentioning how Cliff flipped because of your influence? Correct me if I’m wrong, but I recall him talking to me and Priscilla about him flipping to us, and for us to pitch it to you... Doesn’t sound like your influence to me?

6)	And finally, the Julia vote that YOU put into motion? Tell me who originally pitched that vote? Oh me? Oh okay that’s good then, and when you started preaching it, tell me again, who finally convinced Cliff to go along with it? Oh wait that was me too? Oh okay then.

So in essence, to your “I got us as an obvious duo to the final 4” comment, yes your advantages were a large part of us being in the final 4, but without my perceptive abilities with people and my reads on the game, we’d have both been early jurors.

Also random note since she’s not here to defend it, but I recall you saying Alietta ran the original tribe you were on, so I’m confused how you were the one to put those moves into motion back then? That is all.

Jace, yours might be longer, it might not, I don’t know yet, buckle up.

You had a certain aura to your game once the merge hit, and it wasn’t a pleasant one, it was when you were in the majority, all you would give off to the minority at the time was arrogance, as if we weren’t even worth your breath at times, and when you’d get knocked back somehow, you would whine and bitch and moan about it, I mean like seriously, before Julia went I lost 6 allies and never made a single scene about it in the tribe chat, but I’ve never seen such immediate sad faces and broken hearts after an elimination. Jeez.

(I’ve already decided this isn’t having as much structure as Jake’s had, so it will be as sporadic as some of your game decisions)

I’ll try and go in a slight day-day order though now.

1)	First off, Talap was not happy dream land of no alliances, I was already aligning myself with Julez and in the process of building to that with Taylor and Nathan, so don’t think we were incapable of doing so without you.

2)	When did you think a beaten spouse syndrome type relationship would work out for you? You frequently lied to Pris and Jenna about votes, and then were nice to them and you thought that made it okay? No. That makes it a DICK MOVE, I don’t get why you’d even put that on your speech when it’s a pure L comment.

3)	You can say Chris went too early all you want, that just makes it an even better move on mine, Sim’s and Jake’s part. Plus your tells were 90% of the reason I was able to read you were voting my way

4)	When I expressed discomfort in votes going towards Sim, it felt very much like you wanted it known that I shouldn’t have any issue with that, so I bit my pride to you and went with what you essentially would have tried to bully me to the point of anyway, so sorry if saving myself reading pure bullshit was a bad move for me, still made if through 6 more rounds though so it can’t have been that bad on me.

5)	Going back to your relationship with Pris, your delusional hold on her actually helped me to save myself and Jake at the final 8, & since she was the only person being legitimately nice to me at that point, I have nothing but gratitude for what she did for me to be able to pull that off (and mad props to her pulling off the rock draw)

6)	Priscilla’s “vibe” that was off, was planned to flush your idol, and we gathered you had a vote spy which is why the round was 3 – 3 – 1 the first time since we had to throw you off in every way possible.

7)	Maya’s girls’ alliance was part 2 of a set of stupid moves she was trying to make. Don’t even attempt to sell me that as good game play associated with you.

8)	You should be 100% thankful that random.org gave you a spot at the final 2 automatically, congrats on that achievement, great of you to point it out as something done skilfully.

9)	“Rhi wasn’t being truthful” When did joke pitches become game play, I may as well have said “vote Jake LOL” because nothing I said made any sense and sleep deprived me was just out to at best confuse you into letting me get away with a 2 – 1 – 1 vote



So here is my big ticket issue, a vote for you to win would be like me voting for Mike Holoway to win again, in every aspect of the game, why in the hell should Mike win out over Carolyn once more?

That should be all for my reading of your speeches (I expect answers there too), but I have some questions/games for you both:

1)	Name every juror who you feel would have made a more deserving winner than you.

2)	(Another juror based game) Do the traditional comparison of juror to survivor player, with solid reasoning why they are that person.

3)	Tell me who you think the bitterest juror is who will vote for you out of bitterness toward the other player. (Fun one to be on the jury for!)

4)	And finally, what aspect of the game did you excel in the most that you feel a player should be awarded a win just on that factor on. (If you say you won challenges while being an underdog that doesn’t count. ONE THING.)

May the odds be ever in your favour.

 