Board Thread:Season 17 - Sardinia/@comment-24728615-20140711211536



HELLO EVERYONE!

First of all I want to congratulate everyone here, you've all played shitty games and all jokes aside, you realized it and banded together, so props to you for giving the entire jury the most disappointing final three possible! (the eleventh hour is the correct time for the floaters to strike, so honestly no harm, no foul.)

No one can say I'm not a forgiving person, and you all have the potential to earn eligibility for my jury vote. That's right! I've come to the conclusion that I'd like actions to speak louder than words here so each of you will be receiving a task from me that will determine whether or not you are even eligible to receive my vote to win this game. This final three is a headache for me, so I'm just reciprocating the love and being a generous person and returning you all the favor. (You all legitimately have a shot at my vote here, so if only one of you does this you will be the only one eligible for my vote.)



Boo's task:  The general consensus here is that you're boring and have a personality to rival that of a cardboard cutout, but I love it when people are able to prove themselves. Prove to me that you have a soul and/or a personality in general. Your task will be:  '''You must write a poem for the entire jury in elegiac couplets. If you don't know what those are you will need to learn, because I know what they are and you can't pull no shit on me. This means you will need to provide at least one couplet for each member of the jury, and as one poem it must flow together. Good luck.'''



Cali's Task:  There have been arguments over your lack of effort in this game altogether, but for your task we are going to be focusing on your challenge performances. As you and I clearly both know, you give 110% in everything you do, so you are being given the opportunity to show those mean jerks who's boss by playing another flash game!

'''You will be playing Winterbells for a minimum score of 1,000,000 points. Good Luck.'''



Hazim's Task:  Hey buddy! You've proved your worth in flash games and making you write a poem would be unfair due to the language barrier, so I have a REALLY fun task for you today! You have shown you are willing to do what it takes to win this game and I'm here to test you one last time. '''Your task is to record yourself singing this song for me. You need to sing loud and with your full voice, none of it under your breath. Make sure the music is included in your recording. You can use Vocaroo to complete this task. In addition, you must photoshop your mangatar's face onto Rose and mine onto Jack's on this picture! and post the song and picture both together! Good luck.'''

p.s. boo u a lyin bitch in your opening statement don't take credit for other peoples' ideas k thx 