Board Thread:Season 54 - Caño Cristales/@comment-24603302-20190814194645

Dearly beloved, we come here today to pay respects to the wonderful men and women who lost their lives so that Brian, Elizabeth, Matthew, and Jaymeson could make it to this point. Some went down fighting, some went down...idk...how was Loris voted out?

Jokes aside, it is integral that we acknowledge that this game wouldn’t be what it was without every single one of you -- from hosts to players to that one person in the VL who is rooting for me. Everyone is important.

So, let’s start with Aaron.

Aaron…..okay maybe not Aaron. SMKFKJSK KIDDING KAT !! Aaron was important to our journey as he was the very coveted first boot spot--only the true faves are able to get that prized spot, and I’m rather jealous it wasn’t me. RIP.

Caleb. It has been so long since we first spoke and thought you were living on EoE, but I hope all is well. We are gathered here to put you to rest, as if we didn’t, Jerry would surely be mad. I hope you were able to get that internship and i’m sorry u left us so soon 😞

Yu - the first vote I cast that truly hurt my soul. Despite you thinking I was a girl until like a day before you were voted off, I must say that I truly adore you. You were so much fun to talk to, n such a qt as well...ur mind ...it’s unfair how a man can be both funny and cute when most of us are neither… I’m sorry you had to leave so early, but i adore u kingy and it’s honestly so saddening that you had to leave as early as you did 😞

Jones - We must put the inactive spirit of Jones to rest, or else she will continue to haunt Mr Blue for the rest of his life. Jones, this season would not be the same without you and all of the jokes that stemmed from your presence...so bless you. I hope you won that tumblr game and hosting celestial is working well.

Layla - Layla….I am so sorry that you have to be put to rest. You were a messy queen, but you were MY messy queen. Literally one of my favorite people to meet and talk to in these games and I miss u every day this game passes…...deserved sm better..wish it was loris…. Still, you are such a sweetie, and at your service in which we barred Su, Rob, and Kat from attendance, Torsa and I gave an incredibly touching eulogy about how you will always exist as part of our journey…*sniffs* I’m getting emotional just thinking about it 😞 It is NOT what you deserved!! At ALL!!! TAKEN FROM US SO YOUNG AND SO SOOOON

Loris - We must put you to rest or else you will continue to haunt Brian, and we can’t have that. Brian doesn’t deserve it 😞 Your personality shined in dis season though, and I personally think you didn’t deserve what you got so I’m sorry that Chris Blue took you from us so soon 😞

Callum - BBY….I genuinely felt so bad voting you out. You’re such a nice, understanding person and I’m sorry I had you blocked for a year over my fear of you 😞 I have changed...mayhaps...unfortunately, we must put you to rest so you can live in the afterlife in peace. You will always be remembered for your challenge strength and your amazing selfies……….rip

Rob - Munchyoshi….you are a wonderful person outside this game and we click a lot, I wish the same could be said for in-game. Unfortunately, being on the different sides throughout we couldn’t just mesh and it is unfortunate, but alas...that is life. We must put you to rest unfortunately, or else both Yu and the Iceland Host Ghosts will haunt me for an eternity for being an inactive host and we can’t have that 😞

Jake - Not the host, Jake...you have a great taste in people. Having Layla as your partner is A+ ❤ _ ❤ I wish we were able to talk more because you do seem like a rather sweet kid, and putting you to rest wasn’t something that was taken lightly--but I do hope you know it was nothing personal. You’re a smart n good kid, and for that reason, we’re burying you alongside Layla and Su 😞

Alex - The sole returning winner. It pains me that you had to be put to rest so soon, but we must continue on with the service. You were an intellectual, fun player who died for My Sins™️. Jesus Alex. You were an exciting player and honestly I thought w how u were positioned you had the best chance at making FTC dkjsjsjaj. I’m sorry to put you to rest 😞

Kat - My arch nemesis, Kat, I’m sorry that you had to be put to rest when you did. I hope you know it was nothing personal, bc on a personal level I think you’re a sweetheart and this game would not have been what it was without you 😞 you’re funny n bold n that’s what I like to see when I play these games, so, we must put your spirit at ease so you can rest 😞 ily and i hope you’re not going to haunt me for the rest of my life 😞

Andreas - Andreas, I’m sorry that you had to be put to rest, as voting you out honestly felt like a break up that was done over text dkfjdj. You were my original org bestie, the light of my life, and our strategy talks and calls were among my favorite moments in this game. I’m sorry that you died, and I hope we can start talking more frequently like we used to now even if it might take a bit because of your vote ;; I’d like you to know that at your wake, I gave the eulogy, and it read that I missed you with every passing second and I’m sorry that you had to go 😞 Forgive me Father, for I have sinned voting you out.

Jerry - Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! It pains me to put you to rest, as especially toward the end of your time in this game you were a joy to talk to. I didn’t want you to die, which I have no problem saying now but unfortunately i couldn’t sway those I wanted to sway. That…and you didn’t talk to me at all the round you left which sucked bc i was waiting all day for a reason to try and stick my neck out for you DJFJJDJD. You’re a real nice dude and I feel bad that we never rly clicked on a game level bc you deserve a whole lot better than what you got tbfh

Su - Jake, I have nothing but respect for you and watching you get SNIPED was the second worst thing I witnessed amongst this death and destruction. Laying you to rest, Torsa and I — both blindsided and robbed of spending more time with you — felt nothing but shame and guilt 😞 We wished to enact revenge on those who did you dirty, but alas, we would come to be victims in their scheme as well. Before you’re untimely demise, I was glad to have finally got back with you despite all that had happened in This game and open the new avenue of trust. I just wish it could have actually amounted to something ;; You’re a great kid, so we are burying you beside Layla...the two of you shall rest easy I promise

Andre - I was genuine when I said you were my in-game bestie. We clicked so well and despite how our relationship disintegrated before your death, I genuinely wish that after the game we will continue to be friends and you can finally show me the rest of the good place. You’re an angel, and I wish I could talk to you and see how you’re doing skfjsjjd ilysm and...putting you to rest was so sad to me on a personal level n I hope you’re okay n … idk...I neeed to wrap up this ceremony before I cry 😞

And all this leads me to my beloved Torsa.

Torsa, you’re the LOML. Love of my life. Light of my life. The winner of my heart.

Playing this game with you was an absolute pleasure and it truly means the whole world to me that we were able to become close again through this game. Like, I cried when you were voted out, and I’m in the break room of my work tryna not do the same as I write this NDJDJSJ. You are an absolute angel and I can’t get over and stress enough how much your friendship means to me and how much I adore you. In Legends, during my ROP, I went off on how much I loved u w/o fear bc of you not being on jury — now, over a year later, I couldn’t care less whether you’re on jury or not. I fucking love you w all of my heart and I’m sorry I failed you as an ally and as a friend. I just. don’t know what I’d have done w out you. You were the only one keeping me sane, making me sure I didn’t call out Matt or Rob when I wanted to KDJFJSJD. You are the beauty, the brains, and the brawn behind our duo and I just. Love u sm. I can go on for hours abt how much I adore and respect and love you, so I’ll finish this off by saying this: Putting you to rest was the saddest moment of this game for me but it reminded me why I adore you sm—you’re so strong and I wish I could be more like you in that regard. ilysm and imy...I can’t wait for us tO TSLK AGAIN (Hopefully not too soon but . let’s be honest)

To the hosts, as we round out the end of this game, I just wanted to thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to play this season w Torsa! I would do it all again in a heartbeat.

To my fellow final four, I love and adore each one of you—and I wish nothing but the best of luck in the FIC and I was gonna write one for each of you but I have two minutes left in my break so. I can’t. KDJDJDJ I have no time left but ilu all 