Board Thread:Season 27 - Alsace-Lorraine/@comment-26043170-20150726222817/@comment-26347699-20150729012414

First of all thank you for your brutal honesty. I understand where your madness comes from and I hope we can talk it out. But for now the first task you gave me, I'm still working on the other two.

'''Task 1: Write a 5 paragraph essay on why you love me so much. Go into detail. Make my day. '''

Once upon a time, A boy named Simon commited a crime. The fashion police brutally made him pay, For constantly looking like a total bae. He also got caught for being funny as hell, Making people cry with laughter, almost like a spell. So they sent him to Hogwarts School of Withcraft and Wizardry, And after spending some time there he encountered a mystery.

 It seemed like everybody there was stalking the cutie, Had they just been hypnotized by Simon’s beauty? No, his shiny personality, Was the reason for their informality. He decided to leave Hogwarts and go play Survivor, Where he soon appeared to be the new gay MacGyver. Fiercely and fanatically he slayed the competition, Always playing with great effort and ambition.

 He was known for his honesty and straightforwardness, And despite being dangerous he was loved nonetheless. Simon had great insight into the game, Oh, and something else that I should proclaim: He is always there to talk with you and make you feel good, How he does that should of course easily be understood. Something else I admire about Simon my boy, When everybody was bored he could always bring joy.

 After playing the game, Simon gained a lot of fame. Somebody told the guy: ‘One day you are, Going to be America’s Biggest Superstar.’ And America’s Superstar he’s been to this day, But now with Survivor’s FTC there’s still a game to play. And Simon is not the guy to let things slide off his back, He attended Tribal Council ready to attack.

This I probably admire the most about the lad, He will absolutely straight up let you know when he is mad. He doesn’t care what people think, He’s calling you out if he thinks you stink. So if anybody asks me where my love for Simon comes from, I tell them that the guy is funny, honest and certainly not dumb . He’ll always be straightforward and tell you the way it is, So you better watch out if you’re not a friend of his.