These People are Beyond Stupid!/Confessionals

DAY 19
"miyang"

- I was afraid Nick was going to get blindsided if he played his idol on Diego. Good thing he changed his mind and played it on himself. Althought he didn't need it as Solar seemed to have flipped from the Miyang tribe. This is great, our group will have massive numbers at merge. It appears my worries about different alliances was just a ploy by Rick to screw me up. Katie approached me and Miguel and let us know that Rick promised a Final 5 alliance with her. Luckily we got to Katie first and warned her that Rick is a sneaky punk. He already promised a Final 5 with me, Erlend, red and Miguel. Me and Miguel decided that we're gonna work with our alliance of Diego and Hugo and get Rick voted out ASAP. Payang has the numbers big time and it'll be easy to control Katie and replace Rick with her.

"payang"

- OMG, I thought I was going for sure so apparently my hips lied (gonna vote them out next) :P. But Solar actually flipped!!!! Yay for me, but is he stupid ? I mean he hasn't proposed an alliance, and even if he did how far does he think we'll take him? We have our old Payang ties so he's nothing to us except a flipfloppity threat. But my KO alliance is intact, so lets hope for a merge and we can trounce these bitches!

"payang"

- So two great things happened. One, Bryce was finally voted out and a big threat is gone in the game. Two, Nick's idol is flushed out which I didn't know about, but is sure damn good to know he won't have any chance of playing it. I'm sitting pretty right now, but, it's Survivor. Anything could change. If we merge now, 6-6 tied and I could Red to flip and 7-5, but I think we've got one more tribal to go before anything gets set in stone. We lose next time, merge with 6-5 disadvantage but I think we could get Katie and or Red to jump ship. I think that if we lose we should vote out Summer. Trevor just doesn't seem to be doing much but floating, and Summer is a bit of a challenge threat and mysterious. I don't really know a lot about her and she could turn out to be a power player.

"miyang"

- Wellll I’ll be damned Bryce was voted out. Guess that makes my life a whole lot easier! Now there’s nobody left to blow my cover! I’m still keeping up with the inactive/stupid role just to make sure they see me as the least threatening person. Who knows they might even take me to the end thinking that I wont be able to comprehend the jury questions! I mean if Casey and Sam can win this game I sure as hell can!

DAY 20
"payang"

- OK, so things are looking pretty good for me so far. Solar just talked to me, voicing his want to vote out Summer at the next tribal as she might have ties with Erlend and then keep New Payang strong throughout the merge. This all sounds good to me because I've been talking to Trevor and can maybe get his vote in the future and also I know that Solar won't flip back so I should be safe entering the merge!

"miyang"

- tom needs to fucking chill. i swear that tryhard bitch needs to chill. bitch i know your game, fucker. you gonna be all leader and shit and drag us along until were no longer useful and then you gonna fuckin ditch us and win the game with ur amazing "social game". social game my ass have you ever had a full conversation with someone in the real world you retarded fuck. hes using all of us in the "payang fab five" so he can win and shit. if he doesnt fucking vote himself to preserve his dignity ill just get everyone else to vote for him because we all know his plan. little shit needs a wake-up call and soon, or else he'll try to get a girlfriend by showing him his highscore in flappy bird like the backwards cumbucket he is

thanks for your attention now i gotta go feed my plants and water my cat lmao

"payang"

- Ughhhhhh

Ok, so we have a story challenge and no one (including myself) wants to step up to the plate to write anything. I was gonna start but family came over (thanks god) but during that time no one did anything nor did we even have 4 people to write a story. I could do a second chapter, but coming up with ideas is not my cup of tea (as I expressed to the tribe earlier) but no one bothered to start. I'm not trying to place blame on them as I had time to start myself, but it just annoys me that I got stuck on a tribe with ZERO initiative! It's like a tribe full of Drew's I tell you (could come in handy though at the merge, if I make it). I just hate writing in general so this challenge really wasn't made for me.


 * rolls eyes while exhaling intensely*

"payang"

- Welp, that was a bust. Stories are admittedly very hard to write, but we didn’t even submit! On the voting side of things, I’ve talked with Solar and we’ve come to an agreement that voting out Diego could gain us both Nick and Summer onto our side after merging, best case scenario.

DAY 21
"miyang"

- YES Immune again!!! This time it has to be merge! I met Hugo the first day and was upset when Tom picked him- I hope he doesn’t go home because I think I might be able to work with him during the merge.

"payang"

- TIMBER (awkward Ke$ha reference)

Ok, so this tribal is INSANE! So my KO Alliance had talked about getting Summer out as she may have ties with Erlend but I don't think thats our best move. In my mind the decision is clear: Solar should go! And right as I made up my mind Solar takes it upon himself to make an alliance with us Payangs. Aww, truly flattered but HELL NO! I saw what you did to Bryce and no way am I letting that same thing happen to me. Furthermore he thinks he ca pull Red in which I don't want in any way, shape, or form. I want Red to stay with the Payangs and we take down Miyang one by one! Hugo seems fairly attached to the prospect of keeping Solar which slightly worries me, but he's my closest ally and friend in the game so I have to overlook his tentativeness to a big blindside. He thinks that if the Payang Alliance falls apart we'll need Solar but keeping Solar is the bullet that I think will sink the Payang ship.

“I think atm Solar is in our pockets although he does make me nervous because this alliance is really last minute (as is all interactions with him) showing me that he may have something else going on.

My problem is that I think Solar is gonna freak out our Payang alliance. If he tries to pull in Red, Red might flop and knowing how paranoid Tom and Rick are they might flop on us thinking us for traitors.

Summer might have ties with Erlend but with her at least they're only 2 (3 with Trevor). With Solar here he has Red, Trevor, himself, and then sort of us because if we go with him now I see us getting stuck with him.

Also, if we want him to go eventually that means that he's gonna be on the jury, and not a happy member at that. Offing him now tightens our Payang strength as well as keeping a bitter juror out of our sights”

^ me talking to Hugo I want Solar gone. He's a threat and Summer is a self-voting inactive. Let's be rational herem*eye roll*

"payang"

- These people are BEYOND stupid! Solar needs to go. Now. We can't have a bitter juror, we can't have someone who might pull in Red, we can't have Solar here anymore!

"payang"

- Why would anybody wanna keep Solar over Summer. solar is a conniving bastard and Summer is a fucking meatstick!

"payang"

- We might fight here and there, but Hugo's closing speech made me happy beyond imagination (not creepily though, i felt i had to specify cause what i said sounded really creepy) I'm glad we're aligned ^_^

"payang"

- I convinced Nick. My alliance is voting Solar! I always get what I want *smirks* You know why? Because I'm a boss ass bitch, bitch, bitch
 * walks away cockily pumping fists into the air to demonstrate triumph*

Missy Meatstick, You have been saved

- Diego Antonio

"payang"

- I feel bad for Hugo though, I really appreciate him and I feel like I just steamrolled all over what he wanted. When you read this Hugo, I'm sorry :/ hopefully having Summer works for us

"payang"

- So, here is the thing, obviously things are heating up (refer back to my last confessional, freakout, and potentially sent home). I think at this point my laid back attitude might not get me far, or at least popular with future jurors. If anything, I just want to honor my alliances to the best of my ability, at least the first one I made, then progress downwards to the next if that one falls through. The thing is, is that I don't agree with voting Solar out at all, but when majority of your alliance disagrees, and you are about to head into a merge, well, there does not seem like a lot you can do. Oh well, guess I have to hold my breath, pray for the best, and buckle up, since it is going to be one bumpy ride.

"payang"

- I actually feel really bad about voting for Solar, he just helped us and I think genuinely wanted to go far with us. Damn. I mean I think this was the right decision I just wish it didn't have to happen, these votes are about to get a whole lot harder and I'm not in the least bit ready for it.

"payang"

- Solar is officially gone, and I laughed way to hard when I saw the results. I feel bad for duping the guys, but wow, that was pretty amazing. And someone else voted with us too :O this day just keeps getting better! But some bitch voted for me *scoff* who in their right mind would have the audacity to do that, I know who, that bloody meatstick bitch. Oh hon, I just worked my ass of to save you and you're gonna put my name down on parchment *condescending eye roll* you just signed your own death wish bitch! Next time tribal rolls along you can god damn well guarantee you're going home.

Also it's the F11 so we might merge!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAS